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Don Matteo retweeted
Hidup Kakashi ibarat langganan combo sial tanpa jeda: bapaknya bunuh diri karena kena cancel culture warga konoha, sohibnya gepeng tertimpa batu.
tangannya sendiri tak sengaja membunuh teman perempuannya, dan sang guru pun ikut tewas. Hebatnya.
bukannya jadi penjahat jalur sakit hati setelah menelan semua trauma brutal itu sendirian, Kakashi memilih tetap chill menjaga desa sambil santai membaca novel dewasa.
Don Matteo retweeted
Mimpi masa kecil:
Harry Potter (sekolah sihir)
Sebastian (mengejar passion)
Buzz Lightyear (penjelajah angkasa)
Realita pas gede:
Diteror beban hidup
Pusing tagihan
Mental breakdown
Even Konoha Menkeu got laid off, no one save in this country
Purbaya dapat telpon darurat dari istana di tengah rapat. ternyata itu adalah rapat terakhirnya sebagai Menkeu
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Purbaya lagi mengikuti rapat bersama DPD RI. ketika lagi memaparkan materi, ada telpon mendadak dari istana untuk purbaya
"pak menteri, saya putus dulu. ada telpon dari Mensesneg untuk pak manteri. tolong diangkat dulu" ucap ketua DPD
telpon tst mebuat rapat distop sementara
Purbaya keluar mengangkat telpon. sejak saat itu, dia ga kembali lagi ke ruangan rapat sampai rapat selesai
posisinya sebagai Menkeu ternyata digantikan oleh eks wakilnya Suahasil Nazara
Revisiting this post again, because why not ?
Mantap, maenin Endrick woy pak tua @MrAncelotti
Don Matteo retweeted
🗣️ Bro to bro:
Sayangin diri lo, belilah PS5/PC/handheld/hp flagship/apapun itu yang lo suka.
Dibalik harga yang lo bayar, ada kebahagiaan kecil yang bikin lo tetep bertahan.
🚨 Vini Jr. at the booes from the Bernabéu at the start of the match:
“What do we do? What do I do? It’s the first play of the match… damn it!” @MMajeedX
Don Matteo retweeted
Does Michael Jordan still love basketball?
“Love it like you wouldn’t believe. I wish I could take a magic pill, put on shorts and go out and play the game of basketball, today…it’s what I live for, I miss it.”
Beautiful stuff
(Via @JordanMuse_ 🎥)
Gokil
MARCELO: "My signing with Real Madrid was really strange. My agent came to me and said: 'Do you want to play for Real Madrid?' I said OF COURSE, and he asked me, 'Do you have a girlfriend?' – No. 'Are you married?' – No. 'Do you have kids?' – No. I asked him, 'Why are you asking me all this?' – 'We’ll talk later.'
A few days later he takes me out of Rio de Janeiro, puts me on a plane to Madrid without telling me anything, he just said I would get to know the Club’s facilities. When we arrived, the president was there and already had a contract on the table and cameramen everywhere. I didn’t understand what happened, I just signed and I was already a Madrid player."
























