Dad, Husband, & SQL Server DBA. Go Twins! My tweets are my own.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Joined May 2009
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I keep hearing the mantra “waste, fraud, and abuse”
…… and then people vote to add trillions to the national debt.
…… and then people vote to make healthcare unreachable for millions.
…… and then people vote to assign worth to other people.
🥺
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🎓𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡🎓
Joe Timmerman (2025, RHP/3B, @IrishBaseballMN) commits to Kirkwood Community College.
👤 loom.ly/1cT9CSk
@Joe_Timmerman25 ✖️ @KCC_BSB
Let’s Go Joe!! @PrepBaseballMN
I’m excited to announce my commitment to Kirkwood Community College to continue my academic and athletic journey. Thanks to my coaches, teammates, & parents for their support and guidance. Go Eagles!
@KCC_BSB @TRima23 @GRBNorthstar @IrishBaseballMN @coachjeffmeland @PPA_Athletes
Let’s go Joe!
Had another very good outing for @SelectsBaseball in KC this last weekend. We won 7-4.
5.2 IP, 2 R, 4 H, 3 BB, 9 K, 68% K-Rate
Will be back on the bump in Indy for ABC Championship on Thursday!
@GRBNorthstar
@PBR_Uncommitted
@PPA_Athletes
@Gabriel_Noyalis
@IrishBaseballMN
11/12 outs were strike outs! Let’s go Joe!
@PrepBaseballMN
Solid outing in Atlanta today with @SelectsBaseball! Bats came alive for a big 7-3 win.
Happy to do my part on the bump.
4 IP, 1 R, 6 H, 2 BB, 11 K, 62% K rate
Back at it bright and early tomorrow.
@GRBNorthstar
@PBR_Uncommitted
@PPA_Athletes
@Gabriel_Noyalis
Paul Timmerman retweeted
𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐓𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 // 2025s
Time to dig into the 2025's arm data 🔥
🔍 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙎: loom.ly/aNZTEk0
📊 𝙁𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙨: loom.ly/ql9lVk8
👑 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨 ⤵️
Congrats @acrawford09 !!
𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐝 〽️
Alec Crawford has been promoted to Pitching Coach on Head Coach Ty McDevitt's staff after serving as Assistant Coach & Director of Pitching Development for the past two seasons!
📰: z.umn.edu/CrawfordAC
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Great start to the summer season with @SelectsBaseball! We went 5-0 at MPL in Indy!
Did my part with a strong outing in Game 3.
5 IP
83 Pitches
2 H
0 R
9 K
2 BB
66% K-Rate
@GRBNorthstar
@PBR_Uncommitted
@PPA_Athletes
@Gabriel_Noyalis
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The Paul Molitor Offensive Player of the Year:
Brady Stoeklen- Brady was the stable bat all spring that came up big on multiple occasions. His ability to put the barrel on the ball and never make a moment too big is what made him Mr. Reliable for the Raiders.
#Team94
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Ty McDevitt met the media for the first time as Minnesota's head coach this week.
He talked about what it means to be named head coach, his competitive fire and what he wants Gopher Baseball to look like in the near future.
🔗: z.umn.edu/TyPresser
Listened to it the other night. Great interview!
Loved meeting @CoachMcdevitt and he had me ready to suit up towards the end of the conversation! Really good stuff from the new baseball coach, would love if you check it out!
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Irish Baseball Playoffs begin on Monday, May 27th at 4:30 PM Alimagnet Park vs. Burnsville! #WER1 #BlueCollarBaseball
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Lyme disease is no match for Gophers pitching coach | Home Team cbsnews.com/minnesota/video/…
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@IrishBaseballMN on a roll, winning 3 out of last 4. Pumped to help us get 2 of those. Combined over my last two starts
15IP, 2R (1ER), 6H, 15K, 6BB and 67% K-Rate.
#GoIrish
@PPA_Athletes @PBR_Uncommitted @PG_Uncommitted @SelectsBaseball @GRBNorthstar @TreadHQ
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"A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION"
Hey @ChipotleTweets - can’t go to the store and get it, gotta hand out candy. Can I contact you after the fact to get my BOORITO credit? #MakeTheKidsHappy
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In case you’re wondering how the Twins are counting down the days, Kyle Farmer and Jorge Polanco are co-managing today.
Rocco will be there and the Twins are treating this as a serious game, but it’ll be a way to give them a peek behind the scenes at the decision-making process.
