this did make yesterday a little better 🥰

survivor 51 casting: no uglies! survivor 51 cast: no women!

what am I meant to do with my week off now though fr should I try and go somewhere else 👀✈️

but not to worry bc your flight was non refundable and your niece and nephew will have another first birthday I’m sure

or what if there’s some clerical issue with the online form they make you submit to get into the UK now and you get denied so your flight just took off without you? What THEN? 🥲

will ABSOLUTELY be deleting this later

worst day ever but it’s still wednesday 🍰

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me, a historian, documenting the before

this changed me as a person in 2013

you can totally see everything

zion*sm likes stealing all my 90s sitcoms almost as much as it likes stealing land

does that explain the esdeekid a little ⏬

and what if I said I was in london at the end of the month, what then

made 5 tunes while ye tucked up snoring

feel like making some enemies these days fr

ooo - honey - girl - security

i will go back to (almost) posting my d*ck and ba*ls BUT sometimes the history/foreign policy degree comes out and y’all really really do need to get it together down there…