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Phoenix, AZ
Joined January 2009
Am I the only one regularly using the melting person emoji 🫠 as an emotive reference to the "this is fine" meme?
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I've come to realize that one of the "Back in my day..."s of my generation is Back in my day, we used to have to remember to save our Word docs every 5 minutes in case our computer crashed.
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Haven't visited Twitter in a few days. This X thing is actually happening? 🫠
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I appreciate Mastodon and all of the federated stuff being built, but having already lost one Mastodon acct to the server shutting down (presumably due to cost of running it), I am not sure where things will go from here. I do know Threads feels like yet another Meta product 🤷‍♀️
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Finally did some cable management for my desk. It may not be perfect but it was so satisfying.
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Someone tell Microsoft that its 2023, not 2003.
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All the feels at the #wpaz #wp20 party 🥲 2023 marks 10 years since I first attended a WordCamp and wow... feeling really lucky thinking about the sights I’ve seen and the wonderful people I’ve met along the way ❤️
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Maura Teal retweeted
When your test payload ends up in production
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Let’s play a little Where’s Waldo-type game: I’m at an IT Professional event. Guess how many women are in the audience (this pic is only showing 2/3 of the room). How many women do you think they have scheduled to present?
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Winners will only receive Internet cookies, because I imagine the answers are pretty obvious.
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PSA: There is still no valid reason for calling software/application design sexy. Just don't.
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Maura Teal retweeted
What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
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Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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I’m overdue on paying internet cat tax so here’s Brite displaying a classic floof shape
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Oh God, it's true!
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Amazing example that @mybluewristband just set by pointing out the privileges she experiences on her journey as an Engineering Manager 👏🙌✨️ #LeadDevSanFrancisco
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“Chronemics” is one of my new favorite words thanks to @lhagemann providing insight in to how we think about time and cultural perception of it — “the study of human tempo…” 🤩 #LeadDevSanFrancisco
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Food for thought on Engineering Leadership: "Leaders can escape people management, but they can't escape all management" -- Josh Leners It's an interesting thought exercise on the path in engineer career development 🤔 #LeadDevSanFrancisco
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"Engineers, we make things more complicated than they need to be" and other things said out loud like `more engineers == more opinions` hitting home. Really enjoying @JemYoung's real talk at #LeadDevSanFrancisco
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