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Michael Mattes retweeted
My favorite thing about camping is when I don't go and have running water and electricity instead.
Correction: Mrs Garrett AND the girls opened the shop. They all used their shares of the insurance money from the Edna’s Edibles fire. And I believe Natalie also used trip money she had saved. Give the girls credit! 😆
Michael Mattes retweeted
They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.
At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.
Michael Mattes retweeted
You have a better chance of seeing Mitch McConnell alive than getting a $5,000 check from Donald Trump.
Michael Mattes retweeted
Can we please slow down on the fearmongering? Looking at weather models this far out and using definitive wording without stating the model discrepancies and the overall complex situation leaves me speechless. Please take those posts with a grain of salt. The most likely scenario is remnant moisture bringing decent rainfall across portions of Southern California, not a hurricane slamming into the coast. Is it possible? Sure, but there are still so many uncertainties. Stop the biased view farming. More data is needed and so is more closer timing on the setup... #hurricane #cawx #tropics
Sunday August 30, 2026, 6:30 PM: The latest EU1: This is getting to the latest combination with 18Z 925 mb showing a very different Labor Day weekend for Southern California. Well everyone this is getting interesting!! This shows next Sunday 5AM least 55 MPH - 65MPH gusts in very populated areas of Southern California. #CAwx #hurricaneaeason
Michael Mattes retweeted
Whatever this man tells you do NOT let him sell you a monorail
#TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
Michael Mattes retweeted
I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters.
In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.
Gas and grocery/living prices are still inflated, and we’re still in a stupid war we shouldn’t be involved in. NO ONE CARES HOW LAKES OR GULFS ARE NAMED! Fucking wild.
Michael Mattes retweeted
Hey Southern California, has it felt warmer than normal this summer? Well the answer to that is a resounding YES! So far from July 1-August 24 2026, the average high temperature in Downtown Los Angeles of 88.4 degrees is the highest for that period in recorded history (1877).
Michael Mattes retweeted
Dolly Parton dead but all the genocidal warmongering psychopaths in power are somehow still kicking
Michael Mattes retweeted
I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.
We don’t forget. We fool ourselves into thinking it won’t be as bad this year. Then every year it is as bad as the last lol. Looking forward to that first October morning going outside and feeling CRISP weather.
Michael Mattes retweeted
This is gonna do it. Trump is going to absolutely lose his shit at Rosie O’Donnell.
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Michael Mattes retweeted
I'm so tired of this Fauci shit. Did everybody forget this was a fuckin global pandemic? Other countries shut the fuck down too. You think Fauci was the Emperor of the World or something? Blaming one American health official for the entire global response is literally ridiculous. – at North Druid Hills, GA