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A city girl who got talked into being a farmers wife🐷 Just trying to raise babies who grows up to love Jesus, bacon and dirt.

Rock Rapids, IA
Joined June 2009
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I don’t wear underwear
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Im obviously cheering for the cyclones today “Forever Loyal True..” but I just might cheer for a few Hawks too…
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Wanted. The driver of this blue minivan for *stealing* gas. Reward for any information 😂@justinfastert
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Settle it for us
6%Paper rock scissors
94%Rock paper scissors
129 votes • Final results
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Send husband 🌶️ snap chat. His response “that would would have made a good of but your face is in it” 👀
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This little boy wanted to be outside so bad. So he climbed on my counters, over my sink and moved the clean dishes just so he could watch his dad out the window
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evolution of farmers wife 6 yrs ago I couldn’t stand being on the yard the hog barn was Today walked right into barn in work clothes. Talked to Justin. Gave him a kiss & walk out 😅 he says ur going to smell like pigs @ work i said good then they will know the real smell of money
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Last night was the first night the whole family stayed at there new place. How many times do you think Justin bitched about something?!
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The new place. Gosh I’m almost as bad as Justin at typos. 😂
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I vote that when single mom season is over - all the moms gets a night to herself and the dads stay home and put kids to bed alone. I’m so tired of doing this alone – at Iowa, USA
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My husband told our oldest that the cat sitting outside name was pu**y destroyer and then almost peed his pants when she repeated it. He says he will lose it when she tells her teacher what the new cats name is 🤦🏼‍♀️ @justinfastert – at Iowa, USA
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🤷🏼‍♀️ – at Iowa, USA
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This tweet if for my husband. If your not my husband move along…you have worked your 60 hrs for the week you get to take the weekend off from chopping … 🤣 – at Minnesota, USA
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#NewProfilePic since my busy won’t go on vacation with us this is our “family pic” – at Iowa, USA
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Obviously it’s supposed to say …since my hubby is too busy..
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People who call Justin (or me - but I’ve told my people to not do it and I don’t answer) after 8 pm kinda piss me off. If your one of those people 🖕🏻. Just kidding.. but could you stop it. That’s why texting was invented 😂 – at Iowa, USA
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Omg his phone literally just rang again 😳🤣
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Just crop checking❤️@justinfastert – at Iowa, USA
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