@mlbenson

DPhil Theology @uniofoxford | Catholic

 Oxford, England
Joined February 2017
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Or was his destiny from the start To be but just one moment Near your heart? – Ivan Turgenev
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“World of Warcraft Forever” sounds like a threat
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shark@spectrumasharkSep 11
Replying to @spermfart
hard mode is the only honorable way to play wordle
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Vincent Alexander@NonsenseIslandSep 2
A perfect gag.
Corby! (SFX COMMS OPEN)@CorbyVoSep 1
Whole tl is talking about Looney Tunes so heres my favorite joke ever
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you have no authority here jackie weaver no authority at all handforth parish council meeting
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Someone in work told me they were born in 2008
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The X-Files (1993) - Season 3 Episode 20
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o-n🌛🍓@thefloorsonfireAug 19
scooby doo after he finishes praying:
إبراهيم@veenies_toyAug 18
ramen
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words with love@juscrapbookAug 17
i loved my friend he went away from me there’s nothing more to say the poem ends, soft as it began— i loved my friend.
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I bet mine look like this
Paper Parrot
@paperparrot_Aug 16
A 20-year-old woman in Taiwan who almost never drank plain water but bubble tea and sugary juices ended up with over 300 kidney stones in one kidney. She went to the hospital with a high fever and bad back pain. Scans showed her right kidney was packed with stones some as big as 2 cm. Doctors said they looked like little steamed buns.
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"A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon was under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars." (Apoc 12:1)
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sean@DilettanteryPodAug 15
A 16th-century Islamic painting depicting Alexander the Great being lowered in a glass submersible
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Henry Hill@HCH_HillAug 14
The day after an eclipse? My omens, they are very bad.
Gareth Corfield@GazTheJournoAug 14
The train involved in yesterday's Lewes derailment appears to be the very first Great British Railways-liveried set of carriages. Train 387172 was unveiled in May by the Transport Sec. In its distinctive blue paint, it formed the front half of yesterday's accident train.
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Red Maria@dolphinmariaAug 15
Hope, hope, hope. We have the resurrection. Sadness, yes, but away with despair. Despair is the big killer. Hope, always hope.
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evan🦉@rainstormblueAug 14
burning my eyes during the eclipse and nearly getting a heart attack from the alert
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Red Maria@dolphinmariaAug 15
Depressing, depressing, depressing.
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Red Maria@dolphinmariaAug 15
It’s so desperately sad. I feel so much for Arday’s grief-stricken family. Suicide is the most mysterious of actions. We wonder what if, what if. Struck by @kehinde_andrews saying Arday felt there was no way out. How can such feelings be addressed before they overwhelm?
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