Michael Lauzon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ (@mlauzon) header
Michael Lauzon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ (@mlauzon) profile picture

50, French Canadian/Scottish/Jamaican, #Atheist, #Single, #Virgin (I've never been on a #date, never been #kissed, never had a #girlfriend and never had #sex)

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Joined March 2007
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Michael Lauzon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ retweeted
We're giving away a CONTROL Resonant custom wrapped NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 to celebrate its official release with #RTXON. To enter: ๐ŸŸข Share this post ๐ŸŸข Comment #RTXON T&Cs: nvda.ws/4z24Gcq
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We're giving away a FREE Deluxe Edition digital copy of the LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight game! ๐ŸŽฎ HOW TO ENTER: โ€ข Follow @DCMultiverses โ€ข Repost this post โ€ข Like this post โ€ข Tag 1 friend per REPLY for extra entries #LEGOBatmanGame
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๐Ÿšจ 1 of 1 PC GIVEAWAY ๐Ÿšจ To celebrate the final days of the #4DTakeover sale, we partnered up with @PowerGPU to create this piece of art. To Enter: โœ… Follow @4dgamingco + @PowerGPU โœ… Like + Retweet โœ… Tag your best friend Winner Drawn 4/20! 14+ Free Bonus Entries๐Ÿ‘‡
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Replying to @OliLondonTV
I prefer this version by AI wicked youtu.be/x35-U9ctVwE
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PC giveaway time โœ… Like โœ… Retweet โœ… Follow โœ… Comment Custom Aluminum case Intel Core i9 18900k @ 7.9Ghz ASUS z1090 Gaming -E G.skill Trident P 1TB DDR10 12666Mhz CL10 Samsung 128TB M.4 x2 SLI RTX 8090ti 64GB ASUS ROG 8000watt PSU Windows 18
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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ CANADA FLAG GIVEAWAY ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Weโ€™ve decided to giveaway ๐Ÿ”Ÿ Canada flags in honour of the 60th anniversary of the Canadian flag! To Enter: 1. FOLLOW @MadelnCanada 2. LIKE โค๏ธ & RT ๐Ÿ”„ this tweet. 3. Reply what province youโ€™re from! The flags are 100% made in Canada ๐Ÿ
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Imagine playing Palworld on THIS Follow and RT with #PalworldXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Palworld Xbox Series S, 4 custom controllers, and a 3 Month Game Pass Ultimate Code. Ages 18+. Ends 3/17/24. Rules: xbx.lv/3OSgwBv
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An American bottled water giant, Blue Triton, just got permission to extract and sell billions of litres of precious groundwater.๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿšฐ Take Action Now and become a Public Water Champion: canadians.org/nowatertowaste #NoWaterToWaste
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Enter our giveaway to win the ultimate mobile HiFi bundle. One winner will receive the all-new F2 Fusion Hybrid Dual Driver Headphones, along with our award-winning BOLT DAC/AMP. Hear what you've been missing. Claim your entry at: helmaudio.com/pages/f2-bolt-โ€ฆ
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The 2023 JUNO Awards are coming to Edmonton, and you can win the ultimate #JUNOS experience Presented by Edmontonโ€™s Best Hotels! Enter now for your chance to win now!. Contest ends February 24, 2022, at 11:45 pm. @TheJUNOAwards @RogersPlace #JUNOS ow.ly/YY3u50MSyB1
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Michael Lauzon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ retweeted
#Sleep is like #sex, I don't get any...!
Michael Lauzon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ retweeted
November is National Gratitude Month! Instead of being sharing thanks and #gratitude only on Thanksgiving, let's share all month long. What's one thing that you're grateful for today?
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Living in Alberta is like being a counselor at Camp Crystal Lake. Beautiful scenery, roof over your head, making lifelong friends when suddenly a man named Jason starts killing people. #AbLeg
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Michael Lauzon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ retweeted
From Facebook: @Scott_McKeen
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Some White colonizers "adopted" Black children. They "civilized" these "savage" children in the "superior" ways of White people, while using them as props in their lifelong pictures of denial, while cutting the biological parents of these children out of the picture of humanity.
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Michael Lauzon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ retweeted
whybluelivesmatter.com/ Ever wonder why Blue Lives Matter so much? Read this article to learn more! #BackTheBlue #BlueLivesMatter
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Replying to @MirillisTeam
@MirillisTeam So, when are you going to release Splash as #OSS (#OpenSource; #OpenSourceSoftware) under #v2 (#version2) of the #GNU #GPL (#GeneralPublicLicense)...seeing as how you only care about Action! now and not Splash?!
Michael Lauzon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ retweeted
Dec 24: Christmas Eve Dec 25: Christmas Day Dec 26: Boxing Day Dec 27-30: Every day feels like a Sunday, proof that time is a social construct Dec 31: New Year's Eve Jan 1: New Year's Day Jan 2: Reality hits
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Assemble with stars and creators across the Marvel Universe in "Celebrating Marvel's Stan Lee" this Friday at 8|7c, only on ABC! #CelebratingStanLee
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Replying to @fordnation
Are you coming out of the closet..?!
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