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M. Lancaster

@mlancaster__

Wife💍. Mom👪. Teacher🍎.

 McLean County, Ky
Joined April 2009
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T. Swift’s album has been out for 12 days and I have yet to hear a single song.
“Man, I don’t remember people saying the recovery from a vasectomy is worse than the recovery from child birth” -@Seth_Lancaster SOMEBODY COME GET THIS MAN!!!
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ONE SHINING MOMENT
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In tonight's 2022 @uk_healthcare KHSAA Boys’ Sweet Sixteen® championship, history has been made as Hannah Reynolds takes the Referee position. She's the third female to officiate the boys' tournament, second in the finals, and first as the lead. @BGSportsNation
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Cruz is loving Tuscaloosa! Roll Tide Roll! @AlabamaFTBL @UA_Athletics
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Yesterday I had to explain to a kindergartner that the Mandalorian’s name is Mando, not Mandalorian. I compared it to the kid being a human being but his name wasn’t Human. He gets it now. Best lesson I’ve taught all year! #Kindergarten #teacher #StarWarsDay #Mandalorian
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These American Idol judges are the BEST and no one can convince me otherwise!! @katyperry @LukeBryanOnline @LionelRichie
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Parenting a toddler means guessing what they’re pointing at until they’re finally happy or no longer say “uh noooooo”. Cruz: “buzz”👉🏻 @Seth_Lancaster: *gives him big buzz* C: “noooo”👉🏻 S: *little buzz* C: “uh noooo”👉🏻 S: *buzz with a rocket* C: 😃👍🏼 #ToyStory #kids #BuzzLightyear
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If anyone has ever doubt how little sleep my husband actually gets his watch is saying his “Body battery” is -24% charged. Will update you after a night full of sleep!
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emily spada@emilyspada_28 Nov 2020
incase anyone was wondering what it is like to be a woman in sports
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Retweeting my own tweet because it’s relevant! Leave Noah ALONE!! #TheBachelorette #Tayshia #Noah
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Michelle Obama had the time today.
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College basketball is back!! It was so good to watch a couple of ballers today— even if it was online! @KingSarah9 #11 @destin_ea #21
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**scrolling through Instagram** **sees ad if something interesting** **clicks on the ad to find the price** **finds price—leaves ad** **continue scrolling**
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THIS daylight savings has been worse than any.
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This week’s episode of The Bachelorette has me feeling so uncomfortable. So much secondhand embarrassment!!
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I currently feel like a parent with a child who is struggling...can’t take it away, can’t remove it...can just encourage and support and listen and be there. Education is a stressful profession, but so much more stressful right now than it has ever been.
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Today I learned I am, in fact, a stress eater.
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Tonight I realized how much I enjoy people watching during a MLB baseball game
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