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bio means life: proper chels, Bandari🌴, @BvB

Muthiga👌
Joined May 2020
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We are you broski🇰🇪 #RutoMustGo
I am glad that William Ruto knows that I hate him. If I get Ruto in heaven, I will request God to send me to hell. I have no regrets for it.
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Unalea mtoto vizuri; he's hitting all milestones vizuri, then at month 5 anapata 1 second-3 second convulsions, Unaenda kwa paediatrician you pay 3k; She says it's an emergency and you need to book a Neurologist for 4k, you do it. The Neurologist sends you to do an EEG-
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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The name REDHILL gives me goosebumps. 20th august 2024, a day to forget.
AVOID Redhill/ABC Link Road.
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I hope this is helpful, thank you😆😆
The more you fuck around the more you find out
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i’m boring bro, i just want to get closer to God, smoke good weed, have a successful business, be wealthy & love one girl for the rest of my life
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Denied!
Penalty to Kenya, a chance to make it 5
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Penalty to Kenya, a chance to make it 5
Team Kenya 🇰🇪
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Team Kenya 🇰🇪
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I wonder whether there's reggae french version. Some people must be missing on greatness.
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No. 5, tupatane ballot. #tutibenu
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Me tonight:
I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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Why hasn't @daguindd tweeted in since 2025?
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Nzioka Muli has been preaching on copper, affirmed!
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Never forget what CITAM church did during protests!
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Walimanage?
Former Bomet East MP Beatrice Kones, Is the mother-in -law to Belgut MP Nelson Koech Her Daughter, Yvonne Kones is married to him👇 Apparently, the company building Luxury Camp sites inside Ngong Forest belongs to them Hawa Wakale are desecrating Kenya. Wanatukosea heshima
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This man gives me hope.
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I approve this type of response.
Sifuna should start asking 'mnataka nikunywe pombe ama damu ya watoto wenu'🧐?? Hii itapenya hadi kwa spinal cord...
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Stupid takes
Mi naye huwa nikiona mtu unavuta bangi najijazia tu ye ni fala,unajua tu ni msee hajakomaa
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Do not drink alcohol. Alcohol is bad. It wastes money. It ruins sleep. It ruins discipline. It brings the wrong friends. If you drink, stop. If your circle drinks, leave that circle. CHANGE or PERISH. #ManDay
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