Didn’t get the memo in Jan guys, gwa shupiwa?

I’ve only made English breakfast and hotdogs once this year. That’s how far my cooking has gone. I’m saving my energy for marriage ☺️

Paul Mashatile must take his L and retire,he will never be a president of South Africa 🇿🇦 that I can bet with my insufficient funds .

Let me scratch my vinyl one last time and we can go🥹

Men cuddle like they want to live inside of you😭

In a shack with no windows

how do i cancel a restraining order? We just fucked

If you are wondering, i am my tweets. 😂

The first time i got drunk i was in high school doing std 9 and we drank di Espirit. I got home around 6 ka tsena ka tswalla mafestere le di curtains locked the doors, switched off the lights and tv. I went to my room, then immediately realised, my entire family was actually chilling ko lounge and watching tv. I decided ho tswa ka lefester, went around to the door ka kokota hore ba mpulele, my sister opened and i sat down and greeted them okare nothing happened.