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I wanta whole farm of actual 🍍 from Benin in my backyard | no pineapple (fruit) slander| freeEswatini #JusticeforThabani #KungahlwaKwenile

Pineapple under the sea.
Joined March 2016
The government eSwatini is hiding their crimes of human rights violations by suppressing the voices of their victims shutting down internet connection and monitoring phones! Help emaSwati by speaking out on their behalf (pls get your facts right first tho lol)
ATTENTION INTERNATIONAL MEDIA!! In light of the on & off networks in #eSwatini if you need comments, verification of facts, general information feel free to talk to us here on email we respond ASAP Plz retweet to save frustrated journalists #EswatiniProtests #KungahlwaKwenile
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Highkey hoping all these couples break up so I can get my finally book my favourite restaurant for my birthday in February 😭
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WSI looks like central station
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This is why I stopped going to those Hyrox classes. Kuyanyiwa sana 😭
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Apparently I’m supposed to stop at 2 biscuits.
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thinking about when i told my grandma i liked girls in highschool and she told me to stay out the room when she gets dressed LMAOOO
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I have a specific craving. If you went to St. Francis eMbabane mid to late 2000s I think you’ll know what I’m talking about. It was called litjapati- fried dough drenched in a sweet syrup. But it wasn’t a chapati like Fr, bc that’s different. Someone help me please!😭
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My pizza dreams are only just beginning
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Every Aussie male who travels to SE Asia alone should be on a list.
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😂😂😂 yehheni itotsiwani indzaba yaJonasi abasakhoni nokulala bantfu 😭
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I wonder if lapha esgodlweni bayambukela yini uPolygamist 👀
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“Jonasi has nothing on my father…” yohhhhh askies guys nna I thought we were all exaggerating our daddy issues for comic effect
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The day they turn Nervous Conditions into film/show sana!
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Hhaa even Gauteng Health is tweeting about the polygamist 😭
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Sue Nyathi, my sister? We need to talk…
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My friend works for a Jonasi at a construction company 😂 The Polygamist is an autobiography sana 😭
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The Polygamist is about enablers. It’s about testing the limits of unconditional love.
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It’s because they banned ivuvuzela that’s why.
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"We received your payment" i bet your ashy ass did
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Wrong. Benin 🇧🇯 Togo🇹🇬 region has the best pineapples in Africa.
The Eastern Cape produces the best pineapples in Africa 🇿🇦
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Omfg I can’t dress for shit 😂😭 you live with white people long enough you start getting too comfortable looking sooo plain 💔
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