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An Ode to the Pig-Faced Lady
Beneath a parasol of lace,
Concealed from vulgar town and square,
There sits the town’s immortal myth,
Beyond belief and past despair:
A dowager in silver silk,
With sterling trough and napkin spread,
Whose pedigree is pure debauch,
Whose countenance is porcine-bred.
The dapper clerks of Mayfair pine,
And bankrupt dukes in queues assemble;
For what is one snout-bearing chin,
When twenty thousand pounds make tremble?
"Ah, sweet Susanna!" groans a peer,
"Thy snout is formed of purest grace,
Or rather, if one squints a bit,
Thy bank-notes quite outshine thy face!"
She grunts polite in five beaux arts,
Can embroider, sew, and sigh,
Yet when the curate bids her weep,
A gentle truffle meets her eye.
The penny-sheets their woodcuts print,
To feed the gaping parlor-crowd:
The marvel walks in satin shoe,
Her suitors eager, blind, and bowed.
So ring the bells of Kensington,
And toast the bride of ancient fame;
For gold can soften any jowl,
And high society is tame:
Where half the men behave like swains,
And half the swine are dressed as men,
A snout is scarcely out of place
Within the drawing-room's polite pen.
Decided to restart Skyrim for the twentieth time, playing my typical necromantic vampire dark brotherhood baddie.
It is often possible, through attentive observation of a person’s manner and bearing, to form a reasonably sound inference about the vocation to which they are most naturally suited.
So what sort of job do you think I would be good at? – at Minnesota, USA
For me the most frustrating thing about living in this current time hasn't been the economic uncertainty or inability to see a future for myself but rather the constant barrage of propaganda from multiple vectors and not knowing what I should expect in return for supporting who.
What if you were shown a glimpse of the future and what you saw was a dystopian nightmare so you try to change the future for the better but in trying to alter the future your efforts ultimately contribute to manifesting the future that you saw?
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What would happen if everything you thought made your life good got taken away?
If losing something can destroy your happiness, you didn’t possess it.
It possessed you.
I wish life would throw me a crumb and give me a hint whether or not I should even bother caring about the future.
Michael Oliver retweeted
Looking west on Nicollet and First Street, Minneapolis (1868) (Colorized)
Photo: MN Historical Society
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The above scene is available in the MN Historical Societies Records, but the image is not professionally colorized. Rather AI was used which hallucinated large hills in the background. This city was built on relatively flat ground overlooking the Mississippi river
mnhs.org/search/collect…
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We are proud to unveil our latest offering, Doomed Lovers music video! ⛓️ 🖤 🥀 🌊
Shot on 16mm film using classic Hollywood optical effects and in-camera double exposure techniques.
youtu.be/2gOjcV0L4as?is=Utdv…