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Kahle McCann

@mkahlem

Children's book author at Pockets Of... Publishing; Entertainer with Mildly Fearsome Films

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2016
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What's the Punisher's favorite hot beverage? Probably VigilanTea
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The Boy Who Was Fire @fallonbookclub
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At what age are elements of horror in children's literature appropriate?
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Every morning, after I turn on the light, the first thing my son does is check to see if I still have a belly button... And now I'm worried he knows something I don't.
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Aw. I remember this. ...now the first thing he does is kick me or get in my face to see if he can get out of bed to watch tv
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Nice to see I still have reach
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A Girl Called Gale illustration by @MikeGreenholt
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Now that I've established engagement... want to preorder my new book? @Kickstarter #childrensbooks #nature #Istilldontknowhowtousehashtags Kickstarter.com/projects/-mk…
A Girl Called Gale

A Girl Called Gale

A bedtime story about a Wind who can't stop moving and, with no destination of her own, finds purpose in helping others reach theirs.

kickstarter.com
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My first post since Twitter became X. Woah what a rush.
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There comes a time in life when you just have to say: There are too many frisbees in the bathroom.
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Florida FDA requires nutrition labels include CRT content in all breakfast cereals. ...not looking good for Reeses Puffs :(
Being a dad has helped me be freer with compliments. Next time you you have a meal with a loved one encourage them with a "Great bite! You're a good eater!"
You saw @letsmakeadeal ep 207 and you're wondering why the guy bragging about his baby was holding a stick. It's a didgeridoo for a didgeridad. What you didn't see was @WayneBrady looking me right in the eye and saying, "I hate Australian wind instruments" because he didn't.
Math Nazis really hate the 2s
Just saw No Way Home. Your Anti-mask message came through loud and clear @MarvelStudios and @SonyPictures
What if babies are right and we do vanish forever when we peekaboo... we're obliterated then replaced with some copy with all our memories... like when people "beam up" in Star Trek
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As is tradition. youtu.be/mxuPDR_BSyY #stillhalloween #Halloween #halloween2021 Doritos Frankenstein monster video @mkahlem @actordougjones @Adamhall12 @Doritos @DoritosUK @pepsi @PepsiCo @DannyBoyle87 @UniversalPics
Image from Mildly Fearsome Films (@MildlyFearsome)
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The Olympics: Sportsmanship, Athleticism, Patriotism, and Genitals
"You Are My Sunshine" is already a depressing song but doubly so for vampires.
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If there was any question about the Sinfulness of Man...
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