@mk700

Fiction & Humor | Believes in Karma theory & Murphy's law | All photos are not mine | Link to my #vss365 tweets below.

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"Sholmes,penguin enclosure's open" "Those wet #sneakers are Geriarty’s, Hatson" "Has he stolen a penguin?" “No, he enrolled it in his training session " "Training?" "He's training it to steal wallets" "Why penguin?" "His usual accomplices are demanding hikes" #vss365
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"Sholmes, the lifeguard is #nervous All the pool ladders have vanished" "Geriarty,Hatson" "But why?" "He's teaching swimmers the true meaning of being stuck" "Will he charge them to get out?" "Of course.His new business plan.. Swimming is free,you pay to get out" #vss365
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Have a terrific Tuesday friends 💐
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"Sholmes, all the room keys have disappeared" "Geriarty is #training hotel guests in memory, Hatson" "How?" "By making them remember which rooms they booked before they sleep in the wrong ones" #vss365
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 retweeted
The Hindu
@the_hinduOct 19
Flagging "wrongful deletions" in the Special Intensive Revision (SIR) of electoral rolls, the Congress on Monday (October 19, 2026) demanded that the "unconstitutional" process be stopped immediately and that all voters who were illegitimately deleted be restored to the voters' list. thehindu.com/news/national/u…

Unconstitutional SIR must be stopped, all illegitimately deleted voters must be restored: Congress

Congress demands halt to unconstitutional SIR, restoration of all illegitimately deleted voters amid reports of ASDD deletions and flawed camps.

thehindu.com
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"Sholmes, can't find luggage scales, they disappeared" "Geriarty is #training airport staff in estimation, Hatson" "But passengers will never know their baggage weight" "Exactly.His next lesson- how to charge excess fees based entirely on facial expressions,Hatson" #vss365
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Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐
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"Sholmes, somebody has stolen the doctor’s stethoscope" "Look at those #sneakers, Hatson. Geriarty was here" "Does he want to practise medicine?" "Worse. He plans to diagnose his own crimes" "Can he?" "Ofcourse, Hatson. He always concludes that he is innocent" #vss365
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Have a super Sunday friends 💐
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"Sholmes, the guru promised a secret #lottery trick beside this well. Now he's vanished" "Did anyone see Geriarty?" "A robed man climbed into a waiting car" "Elementary, Hatson. Geriarty has attained enlightenment" "It comes with a driver?" "Indeed, Hatson" #vss365
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Have a super Saturday and great weekend friends 💐💐
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"All the hotel room keys have mysteriously vanished, Sholmes" "Geriarty behind it, Hatson. He planned an #unexpected hospitality crisis" "What does he gain?" "He plans to charge guests for finding their own rooms. His latest business model is confusion, Hatson" #vss365
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"Sholmes, the wedding cake has disappeared" "An #unexpected disaster, Hatson. Geriarty is the obvious suspect" "But he wasn't invited to the wedding" "He plans to attend the reception as the hero who finds it, Hatson" #vss365
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Have a fabulous Friday friends 💐
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"Sholmes,king’s crown vanished, Geriarty nicked it?" "Geriarty’s ambition is #dead serious, Hatson" "He wants to become king?" "No.He wants to wear it while demanding that museum refund his entrance fee" "Why would they refund?" "He doesn't like the cafeteria coffee" #vss365
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