Kansan. Golf Teacher. Caddie. Agnostic Libertarian. Poker. Professional Laker Hater.

Augusta, KS
Joined June 2009
Oh god, no, don't tell people about hesston!!!
I won't lie, we're probably going to piss off a few locals with this one... We picked the best hidden-gem golf course in every state. And yes, that means we're exposing a few that you would have otherwise "gate-kept" Here's the list: buff.ly/MBF3FMA
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Did anyone else catch this?
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awesome! What a steal, he's so underrated
The Suns are picking up Ighodaro's $2.5M team option for 2027-28, so the extension starts in 2028 and runs through 2031 for the franchise's second-round find who has established into a reliable center.
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🎶Puddle of Mudd released ‘Blurry’ 25 years ago, October 16, 2001
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Dedicating this Pennant to Mr. Baseball 💙
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JUST IN: The man who stopped the school shooting in Bend, Oregon, has been identified as 36-year-old Kalub Giamanco. Giamanco, a carpenter, was reportedly driving home for lunch when he heard gunshots. After hearing the gunshots, Giamanco, who has a concealed carry permit, followed the suspect into the school. He then shot and killed 16-year-old John J Griffin moments after the teen opened fire into a special education classroom. Giamanco, who has two children of his own who attend the school, is family friends with one of the victims, a 7-year-old who uses a wheelchair and was shot in the face. The 7-year-old survived and is in the hospital. Three children at Silver Rail Elementary School were killed. Their ages are 5, 8, and 11. According to Giamanco's brother, Giamanco doesn't feel like a hero because he feels guilty for not being able to save more children. You are a hero, Kalub.
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📺DEBUT: 'I Love Lucy' starring Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz, Vivian Vance and William Frawley premiered 75 years ago, October 15, 1951, on CBS
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Devin Booker, Jalen Green, Miles Bridges, Dillon Brooks, Collin Gillespie and Oso Ighodaro didn't participate in the full morning shootaround and aren't expected to play in tonight's preseason game against San Antonio. Suns have one final preseason game Friday vs. Utah Jazz at home. #Suns
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Hey man remember when your Dad was in all of those widely popular teenage gooner movies where they filmed a supposed high school girl having sex without her consent and put it on the internet? Talk about creating a bad environment for women! Or wait…was that…just a JOKE 🤯🤯🤯
“Schitt’s Creek” star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' #SNL monologue. "I’m speechless that something like that can exist on live national television. And to be perfectly honest, more men need to be standing up in opposition to it because it’s complacency that has created the environment in which women are sexually assaulted and it’s a ‘conversation’ as opposed to a ‘crime.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/dan…
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FIRE EVERYONE
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Didn't next score win the game anyway? They didn't even need to run the clock down! Someone has to get fired, dumbest shit ever.
The most astonishing ending to a football game this season
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The most astonishing ending to a football game this season
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BREAKING NEWS: A very unfortunate situation at @LPGA 2nd stage in at Plantation Country Club in Venice Florida. The stage (there is only one second stage site) was set to begin Tuesday and the entire field is in Florida. However it will not be played this week. In an email sent to players they were told the course was unplayable from the rain from the Hurricane. The course wasn’t going to be able to mow until mid week and with more rain scheduled next week the decision was made to delay it for two weeks. However there is important context. One of the two courses at the club redid all of their greens starting in June. And because of weather (over 50 inches of rain) there have been delays. In fact the course is still not open to the members yet and the first rounds were to be played Sunday by the players in the Q-school field. In an email sent to players last week the tour indicated there would be areas that were marked ground under repair. “Areas not fully recovered will be marked ground under repair” So the situation seemed less than ideal to start, tho a source did tell me the conditions had improved greatly over the last few weeks. But they couldn’t recover from the latest rain and it left the Tour no choice. With so many international players this leaves a real logistical nitemare for the players and at a huge financial burden. Really unfortunate.
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Suns coach Jordan Ott said he's sticking with the same starting lineup from Monday's game vs Pistons for tonight's game vs Bulls: Devin Booker Jalen Green Dillon Brooks Miles Bridges Oso Ighodaro #Suns
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This is what it’s all about man…bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, your best guy vs. one of the best closers…attacking the fast ball early, reading the slider, staying in the count, scraping a 103 mph foul ball, ball game. OCTOBER!
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Donald Trump is the authoritarian socialist president that Republicans used to warn about.
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
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This repeats a promise Trump made in September 2026. The US has approximately 250 million adult citizens so the total cost would be over 1.25 trillion dollars. Congress must approve any such federal spending. nytimes.com/2026/09/10/us/… pbs.org/newshour/polit…
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Sad news: I’ve been fired by the Portland Trail Blazers for typing 58008 into a calculator and holding it upside down in 2009
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A good organization would have researched if there was anything more to Braiden Bell's tweets. If there were not, it would let him apologize for insensitive tweets as a 15-year-old and let him keep the job. The Trail Blazers do not appear to be a good organization.
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I love the double standard in sports. Athletes beat their baby mommas, get DUI’s, etc. but because they’re the “talent” they just get a suspension and/or fined. A play-by-play announcer makes a couple tweets as a teenager and his career is ruined.
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The Portland Trailblazers have a history of employing players who used racial slurs while employed by them and have hired players with previous violent felony sex convictions. They do not have zero tolerance for racist or sexist comments. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darius_Mi… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruben_Pat…
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