Brendan Sorsby is not a boy. He is 22 - a fully grown man capable of making smart decisions, like signing an agreement to get paid millions. And some judge just issued a ruling that can be interpreted as “His prefrontal cortex isn’t fully developed, so we’re giving him a break.”

So if they can start the super bowl at 6:30, why are we starting a final four game at 9:15 and the championship game (on a frigging Monday) at 9:20. Someone explain. And please don’t talk about west coast viewing…watching games at 6:15/6:20 is reasonable.

Call me when AI can handle leg day for me.

Williams is great. But let’s acknowledge the following: you can rent/buy teams in less than a year in this era of college football. Between the transfer portal and NIL, this is pro football but without a salary cap or draft.

Can we please stop naming days of the year for random things? Just saw something that said “It’s Global Talent Acquisition Day!” For realz? I’m all in on National Bagel Day or whatever but this is getting ridiculous.

Tim Legler self tans and gets his eyebrows waxed. But even at his age, he’ll outshoot all of you from 23 ft +

How is it possible Marcus Smart is only 28? It feels like he’s been locking down NBA guards for two decades.

Note to self: Never, ever, ever fly JetBlue again. No weather problems at all. But one flight flat out canceled for no reason. And now 4 delays. There’s a reason some businesses flourish during crisis times and others crumble. Starts at the top, Robin Hayes.

Advice to freelancers who want to differentiate themselves: do the little things that make your client feel like you ARE an FTE. Ask what the mission/vision is. Ask what the quarterly goals are. As someone who hires 30-40 freelancers a year, trust me. The money will 100% follow.

Employees/freelancers: Your employer or client owes you nothing. Employer/client: Your employee/freelancer owes you nothing. Like the college football transfer portal, our work world has become free agency. Focus on high-character, loyal types. The others will flame out.

Dear NFL: Your overtime rules are dumb. But…hard to argue with the entertainment you provided this weekend. Best 4 games imaginable. What about a reseed? #1 Chiefs vs. #4 49ers #2 Rams vs. #3 Bengals

I kinda want to try Wordle, but then will I become a person who posts their Wordle scores? If so, I better count myself out.

How are those Oklahoma quarterbacks looking in the NFL?

Make an argument why Jack Coan doesn’t belong in the top 5 QBs in the 2022 NFL Draft. Kenny Pickett…really?

It definitely serves you best to be loved or hated. And nothing in between. But if you’re basing that love or hate on Twitter (and please…please don’t say your Twitter “fam”), you’re just a misguided soul who thinks this platform is more meaningful than individual relationships.