I am annoyed by the people who say we shouldn’t have kids bc global warming. Just say you're aggressively child free.

Y’all don’t care about black women. That’s what happened yesterday. #Oscars

Tell Apple it needs to stop reminding me to breathe.

I’m at the point of parenting where all you can do is just let them run around naked. #toddlerproblems

Re: Charli’s podcast I just needed to let @maxminghella know that people with ADHD find overstimulation the opposite of calming. Mental disorders are not a personality trait. #adhdtwitter

Hello. Does this thing still work? All my old tweets sounds like a status update.

Mystery solved. Found an opossum eating the stray kitty food. So now I'll be feeding both I guess. It looks like a giant furry rat.

BRB. Tacos.

I just signed up for spin classes. What have I got myself into?

.@curious_notions is eating date cake: "If you eat date cake, you get a date" Haaaaa

YES #10000Tweets mashable.com/2014/11/20/unai…

Dogs. Check. Coffee. Check. Tacos. Check!

OMG. How @curious_notions pays rent:

Things I heard on patio of @TheDriskill on Halloween: 60 something woman: "I want hot chocolate with alcohol in it."