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I love the ways different vinegars are branded:
- White vinegar: “A million uses! Make pickles! Clean your bathtub! Make a model volcano!”
-Balsamic vinegar: “Giuseppe made this vinegar 450 years ago. Please enjoy!”
- Apple cider vinegar: “One tsp per day makes you immortal.”
The Wolves turned Dillingham into Ayo, Utah turned Cody Williams into Josh Green, and the Lakers turned Dalton Knecht into nothing 😭
Michel retweeted
Bron can end his career in Minnesota with a ring as a Wolf or he can end his career in Minnesota in game 6 of a round two as a nugget
JUST IN: The Denver Nuggets have contacted LeBron James to let them know they’d love for him to finish his career in Denver, per @denverpost
(h/t @fullcourtpass)
Michel retweeted
Did anyone watch the Spurs Timberwolves series and think, “if only Minnesota had LaMelo Ball instead of Naz Reid”
Nutrition experts advise against a diet with tons of burgers for reasons other than a “war on protein”, much like they advise against drinking tons of beer for reasons other than a “war on water” lol
Michel retweeted
The Timberwolves have had 5 All NBA Players (excluding Ant) in their history. Here’s what happened after they left:
KAT - Made the Finals
Butler - Made the Finals
KG - Won the Finals
K-Love - Won the Finals
Cassell - Won the Finals
We’re a Cursed Franchise…
Idk what discourse this is referencing, but I do know her husband has <10 years before his first massive coronary event
These bad boys are $3.99 a pack and are 2 lunches for my husband
You can literally cook em in a toaster oven or over an open fire with a stick if you don't have a house
This discourse is so ridiculous
He can also bike to work here like he used to!
“I highly, highly doubt LeBron would want to finish out his playing days in Minnesota, but let me assure him that we have better hotels here than they have in Memphis.
Other than the weather, the basketball situation makes a ton of sense. He could play with a young star in Anthony Edwards, whom he really enjoys, and would be surrounded by great defenders who could take the pressure off him on that end. Meanwhile, he would immediately address one of the biggest weaknesses the Timberwolves have by installing one of the smartest players to ever play with a group that often struggles with decision-making. Plus, the traffic is so much lighter in the Twin Cities than in L.A. or the Bay Area!
So c’mon, Bron; pull a couple of those Cleveland coats out of storage and give yourself one more real chance in Minnesota.”
- @JonKrawczynski
Michel retweeted
Terrence Shannon Jr. has drawn two charges tonight in the first half.
The Timberwolves as a TEAM drew six total charges all regular season.
Michel retweeted
Call me old fashioned, but I think the soon to be 2x MVP should drive to the basket with the intent to score instead of driving to the basket with the intent to trick the ref.
