Writer. More likely a few small aliens in a big trench coat. (he/him)
Joined February 2014
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just had to google "how to zelle with Chase" and it's like... what happened to sunlight and fresh air... taking a dip in the sea... feeling the rain on your skin...
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SO HE COMES BACK FROM A FAMILY VACATION THAT SHE WASN'T INVITED ON- EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE BEEN DATING FOR THREE AND A HALF YEARS- AND HE HANDS HER A NOTE THAT SAYS THEY'RE INCOMPATIBLE EVEN THOUGH, AGAIN, THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER ALMOST FOUR YEARS-
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you can keep your single origin they/them coffee LIBS. In this house we drink DUNKIN and vote for HILLARY. #LockHimUp
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PSA you can cancel planet fitness with one click if you go into the app and change your home club to any club in California. The option appears in your membership settings after you switch clubs.
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what are the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics opening ceremonies gonna have? A parade of pioneer wagons? An MLM presentation? Someone shooting crumbl cookies into the crowd out of a t-shirt cannon? A river of Diet Coke through the venue?
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