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Come and get it....bitches 😈 #standupcomedian #funny #special
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To any sicko who calls Tyler Robinson a hero, know not only did he ruin Charlie's family, he destroyed his own family. His parents will now live in constant pain and infamy as they watch helplessly as their first son is tortured in prison then put to death. He is a coward.
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Holy shit Chicago Sky coach Tyler Marsh was ejected from the game!! Said no one ever.
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And on the first day Satan created the snooze button. And it was bad, it was very bad.
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I'm sick of the questions so I'm going to answer this one time and then I will never ever speak of it again. Though Lizzo and I are not involved romantically anymore we both love and our committed to co-parenting our son LeMitch. @lizzo and I both ask for our privacy. #MovingOn
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I had a threesome with Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese. Just wanted you to hear it from me before 60 minutes runs with the story tomorrow. Please respect my privacy while my family and I work through this.
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This guy legit just has to off himself. His life is effectively over. At least he can die knowing how much joy he's brought to people
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I feel like this story has the power to unite America. ❤️
NEW: CEO Andy Byron and HR head Kristin Cabot from Astronomer caught having an affair on the jumbotron at Coldplay’s Boston concert
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I'd be more embarrassed I was caught at a Coldplay concert tbh
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.@Captbrien .@mitchfatel y’all READY⁉️
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If this doesn't become the most viral video of 2025 then we have lost our soul as a nation.
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Only one animal will love you enough to want to keep you company while you go to the bathroom.
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Best thing about living in New York is watching my favorite basketball team the New York Nazis play at Madison Square Garden. #Trump #nazi
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I remember I saw U2 in Madison square garden in 2010. Best nazi concert ever. #Trump #nazi
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Alls I'm gonna say is, it's very obvious to everyone who wants to be president more.
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Regardless of who ur voting for we ALL have to admit tonight's debate between vice presidential candidates feels like adult swim at the pool.
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Why anyone in their right mind would vote for the party that would be fastest to lock us down and force masks on us is beyond me. You would think that would have been the game changer when elections came around. I sure hope we have learned.
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God she's good!!!
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These two dudes are beating the shit out of girls in the Olympics and I'm the bad one for thinking it's wrong. Got it. 😘
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Women were pawns for the far left and once their shiny new object appeared they dropped them like a male boxer knocking out a woman. #tolerance
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