too focused on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. Dallas, Texas

Joined September 2011
When the cowboys win: When the cowboys lose:
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AOTY
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Memphis has lost a true original. Whyte Folkz was more than a comedian and IG personality—he was a cultural staple who brought laughter, authenticity, and Southern soul to every moment he shared. His humor connected generations, his presence felt like family, and his impact
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Replying to @RockstarGames
This meme aged like wine 😭
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FaZe Adapt has shown his 200k Trickshot montage to every girl hes had on stream 😂
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This doesn’t feel real. None of this feels real. We’re losing our humanity. Horrified to see people farm this/ cheer for this. You have no idea what kind of culture you’re helping perpetuate. Circus elephants, all of you, dancing for peanuts. Rest in Peace Charlie Kirk 🤍
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Since its release 11 years ago, just one hour and 31 minutes have passed on Miller's planet in Interstellar.
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that one white boy from Pittsburgh who did it all without a Drake feature
Is there a white person in Hip-Hop who hasn't been called a Culture Vulture?
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"MAVS FANS FOR LUKA" The definition of #MFFL has changed for some...
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Mark Cuban was NOT happy with the “Fire Nico” chants 😳
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"Heat" was Val Kilmer's best movie. Hands down. RIP to a Hollywood legend.
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Being old enough to see the word goon switch meanings is crazy
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Wtf is going on here
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Yup, crying before 9AM
🥹Shannon Sharpe surprises big brother Sterling by welcoming him to the Pro Football HOF
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Idc who you’re voting for, this is freaking hilarious 🤣😂
She switched up so quick 😂
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People really don’t understand how good this album actually is
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Nothing could have prepared me for when she walked past 💀💀
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Lol. I deliver to The Star weekly to a department I won’t name, but I jokingly told the manager of said department to tell Jerry to sell the team. They told me if anyone employed by the Cowboys says that and it gets reported they get fired on the spot and it’s happened before
Jerry Jones threatens to fire the radio hosts at 1053TheFan after they pressed him about what the hell is going on with the Cowboys
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1000 bottles of lube on the wall. 1000 bottles of lube. You take one down and pass it around. 999 bottles of lube on the wall.
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Lil Wayne officially responds to being snubbed from the Super Bowl Halftime Show… “That hurt, it hurt a lot… I thought there was nothing better that spot, on that stage, on that platform.” “It broke me, but I'm just trying to put myself back together.”
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