
Cloud Therapist @hashicorp | AWS Hero | Co-Host of @vBrownBag | Fearlessly Stupid™ 🤣 https://xitter.cf/t.co/h2OJ3Lu4xE
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Replying to @eastdakota
As an AWS Hero, I would also like an invite 🥰😉
Replying to @multiplanet1 @rhombus10
"How can you move fast without compromising astronaut safety?"
Ok bud. Let's launch you into space with you knowing we "move fast & break things" see what your thoughts are.
Replying to @multiplanet1
This sounds like Elon glazing & "making sure astronauts don't die is bad" vibes. Who is the engineer?
Replying to @RealSKeshel
This is how I found out @KenPaxtonTX is gonna lose 🤣🥳
Replying to @hilbertspaess
Spoiler alert: the benefits WON'T be distributed.
Have you MET any humans?
Saying shit like "post-scarcity society" while AI techbois hoard all the money 🤬
Replying to @nicksaraev
Lol you doubling down on the dumbest fucking post I've seen all year.
Replying to @alexandr_wang
Congrats! You are plagiarizing @GhibliUSA art & literally building the Eye of Sauron!
The only reason we "Mostly can’t reach our dreams" is because your billionaire boss is siphoning away all of the money on the planet to fuel his 13-year old boy masturbatory control fantasies
Replying to @EricLDaugh
Is he taking about Palestine or Epstein Island?







