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Kim, I have time today but I’m fishing. Leave me alone.
Just want to clear things up… A lot of @TorreySmithWR fans are asking why I decided to get into a beef with him. I did not. I simply posted, “I would love to debate you”, he then started with “failed politician” etc. In short, Torrey became sassy/zesty on his own. I responded.
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Literally no logic. Saying a millionaire doesn’t understand the struggles of a normal person, but then thinking a billionaire does is so asinine.
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What brings you guys to old city? You gotta have a cheesesteak or roast pork sandwich while you’re here. Head on over to Reading Terminal market!
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Most of these will not work against someone who is bigger and stronger than you lol
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You are delusional to real life. You also don’t like facts. Average NFL career 3.3 years - I played 8 and could’ve kept going. Small percentage of players win a Super Bowl…I have 2 Also, If I wanted to in to politics, I would beat you.
Replying to @TorreySmithWR
Torrey, you have so many takes that literally have no facts behind them… but if you rather stay stuck on stupid, do that. True, you are not a failed politician, you are a failed football player.
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Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente26 Jul 2024
This is fucking idiotic. You want me to pay more taxes to take care of other people's kids? We sure this dude is a Republican? Sounds like a moron. If you can't afford a big family don't have a ton of kids.
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This is an open letter addressed to @POTUS, @VP , and @FLOTUS signed by 45 American physicians and nurses, about what we saw while working in Gaza. Please feel free to distribute. A PDF can be downloaded from the link and/or QR code on page 1.
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unusual_whales
@unusual_whales24 Jul 2024
JUST IN: CrowdStrike, $CRWD, the cybersecurity firm that crashed millions of computers with a botched update all over the world last week, is offering its partners a $10 Uber Eats gift card as an apology, per TechCrunch.
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He’s been cleared. He was a SEAL. Team 8, Class 240. He’s got several stories out abut him as well.
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Chipotle steak burrito a decade ago: $6.65 Now: $11 “It’s inflation - what can you do?” Chipotle profit a decade ago: $327 million Now: $1.23 billion “It’s savvy business!” Chipotle CEO decade ago: made 778x the median worker Now: CEO makes 1,354x the median worker “He earned it! They didn’t.”
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They really think he’s gonna treat them differently lmao
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Wait wait wait — is Trump already trying to dump Vance?!!! Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha I can’t. I literally can’t. 😂😂😂
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Who is “Catturd?”
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NEW: Authorities release footage of Illinois deputy Sean Grayson k*lling 36-year-old Sonya Massey who called the police because she thought someone tried breaking into her home. Horrific. Massey, who was a paranoid-schizophrenic, was told to take boiling water off the stove by officers. When she went over, Massey asked why the officers were backing up, to which they responded: "Away from your hot steaming water." Massey appeared to threaten to throw the water on the officers which is when they pulled out their guns. "I’m sorry, I’m sorry," Massey said as she quickly apologized. Grayson, who later said he thought she was going to throw the water at him, then shot her three times, one hitting her under the eye which exited out her neck. Grayson was arrested and charged with three counts of first-degree m*rder. He is being held without bond.
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Oh shit he’s bombing lmao
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Replying to @AndrewYang
Yeah I was a yang supporter at the time as well, but now he’s just grasping at straws.
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Thanks captain obvious
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk22 Jul 2024
High time for an AI fashion show
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