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Philadelphia, PA
Joined July 2011
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me heading to the trop for game 3 of the #worldseries tonight
can i come over and be floridian
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PHEW #Survivor51 is serving tribal council after tribal council after tribal council 😮‍💨
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Though it’s time to vote out some men plz thx
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file this under things absolutely no one asked for or wants
Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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Some call it the ALCS, but real ones call it the Missy Perez Internship Bowl. 😤
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looking back at the other corgis is crazy
Put the league on notice. Halftime MVP: BANANA 🐾
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you would find me on the national news
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Girl who is still weird: I was so weird back then
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It’s kinda wild in hindsight that pitchers used to physically throw four balls wide of the zone while a guy just stood there to intentionally walk him. Like that was pure camp.
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Keep it ringing.
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iso: a hologram to stumble into my apartment. pls inquire within.
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The fact it says “Disc 2” here has me soooo sus. There is no way she’s done. I think I’ve seen this film before (and I loved the ending, tbh) #TSTLOASTheEncore
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everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these
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Identifying Harry Shum Jr. as "from Grey's Anatomy" instead of Glee on #DWTS is reminiscent of them trying to say Stephen Colletti was from One Tree Hill instead of Laguna Beach on the Traitors. That is Mike Chang erasure and I won't stand for it.
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I have zero ability to focus on any task at hand these days except when it involves Taylor Swift and then suddenly I’m more locked in than the FBI on a federal investigation
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and if I said this made me emotional
Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic. A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison. [🎥: via/ NOAA]
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Kyle. Freakin'. Schwarber.
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<whispers> maybe it’s the Survivor gal in me (and clearly an unpopular opinion based on my TL), but Devens and Dee somehow both staying this week and Barrett getting blindsided would be sooooo delicious #BB28
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I've watched this no less than 15 times and cannot overstate the chills it sends down my spine every. single. time. I've never been more sat.
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
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I must admit that I do love this so much
are they really your friends if they don't ride for you like this?
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