Hey I have a pamphlet of poems out called “Beef Cherries” and you can buy it here on sliding scale all sales go to trans mutual aid! almanacpress.xyz

The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) which is also why it is good

John Deere ass cam corder

Sometimes you hump the pillow and sometimes the pillow humps you

The decade and a half in which I wore skinny jeans

Zooted on peptides

Rip king more people should watch him as Patrick Bateman’s little brother in Rules of Attraction

Fucking the slender man for slender

Fucking the hat man for hats

He’s talking to me when I ask someone to try not to spill their entire matcha drink inside a hardcover copy of the new George Saunders

Heard a father long for the geopolitical simplicity of the Cold War last night

The hyped up matcha spot that looks like an airport built in the last 10 years

The movie about Charlie Kaufman was named after the REM song not the other way around

Recession indicator: this year the leuchtturm1917 journals are selling better than the moleskins because they are slightly cheaper

My hype beast husband

Going to see the hype beast movie today and fully expecting to be sat next to a dude in A24 socks, another guy with a Letterboxd ball cap, and someone wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive. Such is the horror, but also the beauty, of Los Angeles

The smell of feces after rain

Let’s hear it for q4 everyone

Misha Supreme

It’s here