@missclarkin

Northerner. Happy. Currently found eating own body weight in cheese and/or pizza.

Joined April 2011
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I beg someone out there in fashion to simply replicate ALL - I mean every single one - the outfits on Beatles: Get Back, and sell them on Etsy, in unisex fittings. I need Ringo's psychedelic blouse so bad. And for all men to dress like Paul.
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Can anyone help? @ATGTICKETS have cancelled our once in a lifetime tickets for @SchoolOfRockUK at @WokingTheatre, but wont give us a refund, only a credit note! We’re traveling down from LEEDS for this front row experience, have had it taken away at last min & they won’t refund!
Defo looks like a high vis vest love #exonthebeach @mtvex
I will now mostly be applying for my Irish passport. Maybe a knee jerk reaction - its either that or the obligatory breakup haircut #Brexit
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With each day that goes by, I grow more and more certain that the music of Sigma is all for me.
How can she count perfectly in French but not manage to match 3 in a frigging row? #candycrush
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Everything Changes. So true.
Watching my daughter consistently fail to match 3 on candy crush. Having to resist the urge to throw the iPad under a train.
I now own my very own @luckyvoice karaoke. Already reduced my 5yr old daughter to tears by hogging the mic.
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I've not been on here in a while. The timeline things gone weird. I'm confused. Who said what first? I want my mum.
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(In watching #firstdates on demand, for the avoidance of doubt)
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Paul on #firstdates - finally someone normal from Leeds on tv!
Seriously @heatworld, I've said this loads already but when you have an ad on your mobile site it means we can't click on the news links!
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Love this daycare form filled in by a father of an 11th old
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Dear @heatworld, when you have that specsavers ad on your mobile site we can't click on the links. This makes me sad. Lots of love, Stacey x
It had taken me 3 1/2 yrs to notice that Lottie is an anagram for something considerably less adorable than she is.
My mum is so addicted to QVC that she seriously considered removing the OVEN from her kitchen to create additional storage for the gadgets.
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Doggers.
I've a chesty cough but planned to run today. Don't know what to do. Run and risk getting worse, or don't and increase in girth?
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