Bel Air, MD
Joined August 2020
Never do field sobriety. The set of rules you’re playing by are set by the officer who is “testing” you. You will never beat their test.
BTW: I advise my clients and loved ones to NEVER, EVER do a field sobriety test. I also advise my clients: If you are pulled over at night, even if you didn't drink or take something you should not have, the officer is going to approach your window, ask for license and registration. He's going to take it. Then say something like, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Then he is going to ask you where you are coming from. Don't answer. It's none of his/her business and how he is going to try and build probable cause for anything that comes next. You don't have to answer. You can simply say, "I am invoking my right to stay silent." Don't give them a reason to all the sudden say you are slurring your words or they "smell the odor of alcohol." And for the love of God, if you blow - SHUT THE FUCK UP. Invoke. You will never get out of an arrest. Disclaimer: I am not your lawyer. This is general suggestions that can be confirmed on any DUI defense attorney's website. Consult counsel (not me, because I am not your counsel).
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BTW: I advise my clients and loved ones to NEVER, EVER do a field sobriety test. I also advise my clients: If you are pulled over at night, even if you didn't drink or take something you should not have, the officer is going to approach your window, ask for license and registration. He's going to take it. Then say something like, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Then he is going to ask you where you are coming from. Don't answer. It's none of his/her business and how he is going to try and build probable cause for anything that comes next. You don't have to answer. You can simply say, "I am invoking my right to stay silent." Don't give them a reason to all the sudden say you are slurring your words or they "smell the odor of alcohol." And for the love of God, if you blow - SHUT THE FUCK UP. Invoke. You will never get out of an arrest. Disclaimer: I am not your lawyer. This is general suggestions that can be confirmed on any DUI defense attorney's website. Consult counsel (not me, because I am not your counsel).
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Here’s a SNEAK PEAK of what you can expect to see next weekend at “Chinese Blizzcon” in Shanghai! 👀 It’s officially called “Forever Party” and will have a TO SCALE Dalaran city to explore. I’ll be IRL streaming the whole thing for western audience so stay tuned…
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If people want “gud tek” coins they should take their asses to coinmarketcap.com and buy some coins in the top 100. Pretty sad that everything getting launched lately is 90% “genny tek coins” and 10% meme coins coming out of pump.fun.
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$DEBT is now live. 0x41ca1a94f5262c4a84fafdaa23b9499aa5b9fcd0 3% tax on every covered trade. 80% of that tax goes toward the U.S. national debt. 20% goes to marketing and growth. Trade the token. The fee is the contribution. Completed gifts go through Treasury’s official route, then we post the receipt.
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misorize retweeted
crazy how a tiny sperm can turn into a unprofitable crypto trader
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misorize retweeted
this is your signal to sell everything
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How are you blaming snipers? The coin was launched 5 months prior to you shilling it. It was already front ran by you and all your buddies. Everyone that bought your shit coin was used for exit liquidity so the front runners could get out.
Replying to @Gem_Sheriff
It was never worth $110 billion. Snipers bought a $5,000 pool and the chart printed a number. I've said the launch sucked. The accounting is coming.
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28 hours deep into the new @Warcraft Forever and all I am seeing on my feed is BITCHING. You spergs need to pull in on the reins and chill the fuck out. It’s literally beta.
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“These edibles ain’t shit…” 45 minutes later:
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misorize retweeted
This is just crazy. I bought UP today for $5k. First it was nice, I was winning, coin was going up. Then it dumped to hell, from 4M+ to 1M. I was down $2k. ETH started to appear in my wallet, first I didn't notice why, I thought someone was sending me ETH because they cooked by copytrading. Then I checked, and it was UP. Because I was in red, they were sending fees. I got more than $1.2k so far, in couple of hours. It's literally a launchpad you can't lose. This will create a new norm, and will become standard for the industry imo. So UP works like: - If you are up on a coin, you get no fees - If you are down on a coin, fees are given to you Basically, you can't lose. robinhood:0x559b4293e2f372774e1fa6dc0a38a2cef6e04a99 0x559b4293e2f372774e1fa6dc0a38a2cef6e04a99
Uplift is a launchpad on Robinhood Chain where the fees your coin generates go back to the holders who are down. Not a treasury. Not the team. The bag holders. Here's how it works🧵
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misorize retweeted
seeing the vision knowing what you hold disregarding the non believers
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hey @ponsdotfamily dm (day 2)
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Kelly Clarkson proving that she is the ONLY mainstream singer who can sing Golden on the original key live 😭
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This is what dropping your kids off at school is like in 2026. This is what boomers will never understand. The world they grew up in and raised children in has been destroyed and gone. Institutional trust is now 0. This is why homeschooling is exploding.
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"your generation is just a bunch of lazy gambling addicts" nah we just realized the rat race has no cheese
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Why does the government need 37% of your paycheck to accomplish absolutely nothing?
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misorize retweeted
Okay how about this: No more billionaires. None. After you reach $999 million, every red cent goes to schools and health care. You get a trophy that says, "I won capitalism" and we name a dog park after you.
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