Joined August 2018
fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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constantly having to ask someone to repeat themselves bc you have bad hearing
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Deleting Instagram did NOTHING to improve my productivity. I now doomscroll on Google Maps.
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ignoring the heroes call to action cuz i’ve got too much shit going on
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i push the button cause i am a beast
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accidentally destabilized the entire clothes pile
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misogyny towards women you don’t like is still misogyny btw
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Something to take the edge off
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I like it when all the pigeons take off at the same time
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It smells like everything is going to be alright
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every day is all there is
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Upstairs neighbor just dropped something very small Like a pea or a screw
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how it feels telling someone something they said made you sad
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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she’s becoming a noble gas
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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John Carpenter sounds like what I would call Jesus if I couldn’t remember his name
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hey man idk if ur free but me and the boys were probably going to hang out and press on our eyes until we see spots if you want to come along
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