Fuck this guy. He's not even funny. He may be little, but he's capable of kicking his ass— even if he's a god. And probably a foot taller.
“Come back here, fucker!” xitter.cf/thislsyourfault/status…
“Ugh. Hey— Asshole!”
Sprints after the other, irritation embedded on his features as he chased him.
“Come back here!” xitter.cf/thislsyourfault/status…
“No. /Creepy/. Have you seen yourself?”
If he gets called a 'child' one more time, he's going to punch someone in the throat.
“Maybe you can start by getting my name right. It's Alistair, not Aladdin.” xitter.cf/thislsyourfault/status…
“Ha-ha.”
Was this guy trying to be funny? Well, if he is— he's doing a terrible job at it.
“I'm not. You're just creepy.” xitter.cf/thislsyourfault/status…
Continues to stare back.
“That's usually what the bad guys say in movies,” he bluntly states, “But, yeah— sure.” xitter.cf/tragicfates/status/949…
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“Jesus, fuck— You scared the shit out of me, man. Don't pop out like that, geez.” xitter.cf/thislsyourfault/status…
“Sucks, right? Being homeschooled is way better. Plus, I get to spend time with my siblings.” Nods. xitter.cf/vintagedeity/status/94…
“I went for a week. A straight week, just to see what it was like. I got insulted the first day there.” xitter.cf/miseryridden/status/94…




