@misaworks

Molecular billiard balls caroming around the cranium

 NYC
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Joined January 2011
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How the fuck do people have a NEWBORN and a TODDLER at the same time. Thats fucking crazy bro thats legit insane
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Crossing the east river on the Q, headed home to my family after work, and struggling to contain some tears
GQ Magazine
@GQMagazineOct 8
"There is the ego death of becoming a parent (my child is now the most important thing in my life), and then there is the ego death of becoming the parent of two (I have not had a moment or thought of my own since dawn)." Read as GQ's @zachbaron reports on the mind-altering chaos (and occasional brilliance) of life with two walking, talking young boys: gq.visitlink.me/zC-Xtp
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My “no stroller when we’re out” campaign has been successful to the point that my 3-year-old never asks to be picked up anymore. Starting to regret this massively
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Misa retweeted
nolan@oomfs_loreSep 25
everything below 14th Street now is like “my name is Frédérique Nicoise. I design notebooks made out of cashmere. I was raised in Copenhagen but I moved to New York 5 hour ago. welcome to my atelier.”
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HEAT (1995) - FRAME 0298
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Me (Ravenclaw) and my girl (Hufflepuff) arriving at the Yule Ball
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Choosing tonight’s takeout based entirely on which AI slop thumbnail looks the tastiest
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Erling lowkey a name you could see in the Mexican national team. Erling Gutierrez
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One of the best accounts on here
Simon Sarris
@simonsarrisJul 8
Replying to @skooookum
It's surprisingly poor coded tbh
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自動カーニング、やや筋のいい考え方に辿り着いたかもしれない 機械学習なし、演算は幾何のみ！
いいづかやまと@yamatoiizukaJul 2
文字の人々、ぜひ Fable でカーニング自動化を解いて欲しい（できれば幾何だけで） わたしは解けませんでした
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Here comes @ArtButSports
Max Twain
@MaxTwain24Jun 25
Never has a photo so completely encapsulated the total and complete failure of the @wnba’s leadership. Never in the history of sports has a golden goose been so deliberately squandered.
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Mamdani said y’all can have two parades for pride this year
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“You can’t run, you can’t hide” is kind of a crazy lyric in Mambo No. 5
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I used to call Aphex Twin “the thinking man’s Jamiroquai” because it pissed off my least favourite cousin 👌
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alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.
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We need to stop caring about this stuff and just enjoy movies regardless of their successes or failures
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmMay 22
‘OBSESSION’ may become one of the only films in history to earn $100M+ on a budget of less than $1M. The film is expected to earn more this weekend than it did in its opening weekend, a rare feat.
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David
@blisspostingMay 16
Silly level of drunk but my point is you gotta treat the citi bike as much like a horse as you can. The Citi bike has a soul. And you gotta respect that
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Measuring your own grave
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Yall ever see two French toddlers arguing?
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Would be cool if @NYC_DOT required all bus drivers to know how to use the breaks
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