@mirapilled

Proud Femcel and Woke 3 Pioneer

 She/Her | 19
Joined December 2020
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All adventurous women do
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Sigurdur Nordal
@essenviewsOct 18
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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how it feels to live with a disorder everyone for some reason thinks they have
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when amy schumer “pranked” kanye west and kim kardashian by intentionally falling in front of them on the red carpet in 2015.
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when my husband is giving birth at the hospital but my daughter texts me that our miami geek bar got confiscated at school
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Replying to @StNowhereBoy
60's stan culture is actually so fucking serious. for example, under every Phil Ochs video on YouTube there's atleast 1 grandma THRASHING Bob Dylan. Is it really that deep cuz wdym you're still mad over a beef that happened 60 years ago??
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They should make me the press secretary I am blonde and love to lie 🩷
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Happy first day on earth to every single person driving in the state of New Jersey except me
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we actually wash the pills down with mountain dew baja blast and then screech like an eagle afterwards
the vampire lenee 💋🥀 is editing@hleneehOct 15
do americans really not have electric kettles? how could they possibly prepare tea to wash down their 80 pills of ibuprofen each morning?
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I'm gonna be chilling on my bike at a red and some Chinese international student is going to try to show off to his girlfriend and land right on my head
DragTimes
@DragTimesOct 16
Shot on iPhone 18 pro 😂 Tesla Roadster can fly
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how it feels when your hair is oily
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I just know the 60’s girlies were losing it at the theater
windows 98 🍏@unearthlydataOct 14
the beatles in help! (1965)
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Suggested a compromise to my roommates instead of arguing
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I need Lena to fucking bring it. This better be Twin Peaks The Return level gut wrenching cuntness. I need it to be so good that I Love LA is immediately cancelled.
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hannah horvath in mamdani’s new york..
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At what point does a tweet get posted on instagram I’m really scared I’m gonna be scrolling reels and see my fat Sabrina Carpenter post
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When the depression makes you overeat instead of starve like it’s supposed to
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Omg hit tweet kinda 😭 please follow me I am sort of funny sometimes 🙏🏻
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All adventurous women do.
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My 10 yr old sister corrected the calendar
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