Hey @darwinthebeagle I heard you're moving from the tundra to the chilly summits of boulder.

I hate you people.

I'm gonna take a dump in Chicago today.

This sub-zero weather really interferes with my flagpole licking. (via @badbanana) hey-o!

Dear Chicago, Eat sleet. Love, -18° (via @Cinnamatron) / Eat yellow snow. I'm @minus18 and I did not approve this message.

Global warming is a myth.

New Year's Day saw a high near 6 degrees with wind chill as low as 19 below AKA Butt Ass Cold (via @AnnaMorrson) AKA -18°

Someone please tell me what this means: 'It's gonna be butt-ass cold tonight.' -Mother (via @Nicoleeeeeeeee) mommy's gettin a visit from me

It is officially butt-ass cold. #buttasscold (via @RawBirdToe) wooohooo!

It is butt ass cold outside. Damn wind. (via @foodinmouth) I'm honestly not trying to aim it up there.

It's butt-ass cold outside in #stl, I don't wanna go grocery shopping *pout* (via @CosmosGirl) I'll go shopping with you. *snowflakes*

@minus18 You really chap my ass! (via @dschwen) and what a lovely ass it is. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, sexy.

@minus18 I'm driving towards you and it fucking sucks. Fuck you and everything you stand for. (via @kentcarmichael) can you feel the love?

@minus18 Boulder. SNOW! Everywhere. Make it go away. :( (via @gooliamarie) it's what I do best!

It's -13 outside. But it's a dry heat. (via @badbanana) only 5 more ° til my birthday!

@the_bowchicka good morning.

Fuck snow (via @leestarr4) frozen douche, baby. Eat it.

@gooliamarie: snow is st00pid. :P (via @graelston) you and me. Outside. Now. It's go time.

Now in Chicago...the snow is so pretty! (via @lustishzoe) thanks babe

Just got back from DC. Damn I fucked that shit up!