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Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby
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every day is just spend $40 on nothing and do laundry this cant be the same age my mom was having children at
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taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door
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the point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. that’s it
“Having a broke girlfriend is cool because I spend like 10 dollars on you and you’re so appreciative” -my boyfriend
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girls in their 20s grocery list be like:
- smoked salmon
- berries
- organic sourdough
- pasture raised eggs
- greek yogurt
- flowers
- cottage cheese
- figs
- spinach















