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“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.”

NY
Joined May 2009
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Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby
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every day is just spend $40 on nothing and do laundry this cant be the same age my mom was having children at
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taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door
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the point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. that’s it
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gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as i am
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I wish there was a micro trend museum
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i wish diet coke had a membership i’d be gold tier vip
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“I think I identify as lesbian, but promiscuous and desperate”
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“Having a broke girlfriend is cool because I spend like 10 dollars on you and you’re so appreciative” -my boyfriend
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you know a bitch is crazy if she has 0 likes and keeps tweeting
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real bitches grew up playing mancala
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My bf just compared me to the annoying orange
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girls in their 20s grocery list be like: - smoked salmon - berries - organic sourdough - pasture raised eggs - greek yogurt - flowers - cottage cheese - figs - spinach
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Lana Del Rey is standing outside of my job finger banging her fans
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is this a safe space to say i have no idea how big an acre is
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