ancient kpop multi • dnp lesbian • begrudging lifelong puck enjoyer 🎺🦅 • hollanov centric

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Joined March 2018
hands, knees, tangerine 🍊 16k, complete, E 🍊 "someone keeps parking in shane's lucky spot at the practice rink. obviously, starting (and escalating) a feud over it is the only sensible response." 🍊 enemies to lovers via passive aggressive post-it notes archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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i'm still working on compiling the research notes (updated soon!) and will make a proper promo post in a bit, but for anyone lurking rn... archiveofourown.org/works/95…
PARKING SPOT THIEF FIC TONIGHT WE DID IT
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PARKING SPOT THIEF FIC TONIGHT WE DID IT
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connor storrie is about to be cast as a gay football coach overcoming his fear of the dark in the gleeboot and you’re laughing
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maybe i’m fanfic ancient (i am) but i don’t really understand readers being so cagey about giving kudos? to me, they’re just a simple like, or an “i read this, thanks”? i don’t pay much attention to them as an author and even less as a reader as some kind of signal of fic quality
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and yeah i’ve totally given kudos at the start of a fic that ended kind of meh for me but like… i’ve never felt punitive about that 😭
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is this a goalie equivalent of loafing
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these sens fans are showing me that maybe i’m not hating to my full potential…
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reaching the point of over-editing fic-based insanity that’s like “is this ANYTHING???? AT ALL??????”
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suited up shane hollander on the coochie is crazy actually
hot topic selling heated rivalry pajama pants??????
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its time
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i write purely for my enjoyment and self-indulgence but every time someone likes it... i wag my tail...
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haha anyway
lowkey i might have done too much with the smut, can you guys promise to be really cool about a couple things lol
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and to think we spent years saying "thank god this song came out after glee ended"... how foolish of us to be so naive when we knew ryan murphy continued to roam this earth with access to the glodes (glee nuclear codes)
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heart eyes howell (he was looking at dips here)
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lowkey i might have done too much with the smut, can you guys promise to be really cool about a couple things lol
anyway i edited down parking thief fic and by that i mean it received 1,000 more words of smut, i am a curse upon myself
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we’re about to get soooo many more songs to say “they sang this on glee” to and that’s really what life is all about
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how it feels being a phannie getting fed since october 13 2025
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i genuinely cannot understand leaving a “big fic” up atp if you’ve used ai? or even continuing to publish new fic too? like the tells & coding-based detection have improved so much you have to have the world’s biggest ego to think you’re gonna stay safe with countless eyes on you
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even if you’ve continued to dupe most readers, is there not a degree of paranoia? of shame? like idk man, that just sounds miserable and hollow at its core. to “write” and never be a real writer
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