Abandon yourself to chance and chaos, riffraff

Joined January 2012
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I’m about to leave for training, is it still on?
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The Elizabeth line will be able to fully fund HS2 before the rush hour has finished
🚨 NEW: The Government has announced headphone dodgers on trains will face fines of up to £1,000 as a nationwide campaign launches today
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Frankie Knuckles & Jamie Principle - Your Love (1987) Official video to this pioneering house track. The lyrics came from Jamie Principle's poem to his then-girlfriend. The track exploded when picked up by Frankie Knuckles who engineered its commercial release. #29 UK in 2014.
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Scousers raising this flag, short memories Try telling that to supporters of Wimbledon, Coventry, Norwich or even Everton who had the best team in Europe in 85. All denied European football. Wimbledon might still be Wimbledon if theyd played in Europe, they were cheated.
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There was a time when seeing someone outside in their pyjamas meant their house was on fire. Now it just means they're off to the Co-Op.
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London Dungeon when it was in London Bridge
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The boy and his mum went away for the weekend all the boys and their mums, mine are back already, lost car keys broken i phone (1 day old) and the boys broke his foot 😂😂 sounds a fucking success
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Replying to @andyburnham
FFS, Andy. People can't afford petrol, and your grand solution is to tell them where to find a cheaper pump on Google Maps? What's next? A weather app for pensioners who can't afford heating? How about making life cheaper instead of giving us bloody directions to the misery?
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This until I'm 6 feet under 👌
Who are the people still washing with bar soap? I need to know. How many of y’all are still keeping Dove and Dial in business? Like you walk into the shower, pick up a literal bar, rub it all over yourself, put it back. Not body wash. Not shower gel. A BAR SOAP.
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Perfectly good bed, free run off the house and he sleeps there, like that 🤷🏼‍♂️
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"He's a big lad, I'm going to need a hand getting him to the roof."
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Burnham is up to his bollocks in this scandal. Middle Eastern oil money funded regeneration, not him and his council leaders.
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Back in 2014, there was a man who was already aware of the irregularities involving Manchester City. That man now runs FIFA. The infamous Gianni Infantino, then UEFA General Secretary, abused his authority, shared confidential documents and, in short, outmanoeuvred the Investigatory Chamber, doing everything in his power to ensure that both Manchester City and PSG would merely receive a fine, avoiding a deeper investigation that could have led to a Champions League ban. All of these details were also revealed through Football Leaks. Given his actions as UEFA General Secretary and, more recently, as FIFA President, I can only say, in my humble opinion, that Gianni Infantino has become a cancer on football and should have no place in the future of the game.
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The five men arrested over the suspected bomb plot at RAF Fairford are all British nationals from London and aged in their 20s, Counter Terrorism Policing said.
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Wow Georgina from London doesn’t hold back on Ash’s show, and my god I don’t think she could have said that ANY better. People have had ENOUGH!! She has just said EXACTLY what we are all thinking. 👏👏👍🇬🇧
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Bloke can't catch a break
95 ans plus tard, Adolf Hitler est soupçonné d’avoir participé au meurtre de sa nièce
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Overtaking a bad driver and checking if your age and ethnicity calculations were correct:
rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight
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EXCLUSIVE footage. Unbelievable scene. Coaches that were planned for migrants to get on in Gosport being escorted from Hampshire by a larger motorcade than what the prime minister or king would get. This has to be seen to be believed. The money spent 🤯 This countries broken
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When you realise that comparing pork scratchings to scampi fries doesn’t cut it in world geopolitics.
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