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Dharmo Rakshati Rakshitah Do right. Be protected. Simple. Eternal.

Land of the free, India
Joined July 2020
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Observe calmly. Secure your position. Cope with affairs calmly. Hide your capacities, bide your time. Be good at maintaining a low profile. Never claim leadership. ♟️ #Strategy #Mindset #Leadership
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My three golden rules from Mein Kampf: 1. Attack, attack, attack. 2. Admit nothing. Deny everything. 3. Claim victory, even when you've lost. History has some uncomfortable lessons. 💀
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Military morale depends on the belief that victory—or at least an honorable escape—is possible.
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DISGRACEFUL! @Swiggy @SwiggyCares I SPECIFICALLY ordered VEG during NAVARATRI, yet you delivered NON-VEG! This is unacceptable and disrespectful to religious sentiments. Bill & food photos attached as PROOF. I demand an IMMEDIATE REFUND and explanation. DO BETTER! 🇮🇳
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You can take the money and live to spend it, or you can take the bullet and let the ground keep it; the choice is yours, but remember—dead men don’t count their blessings.
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efficiency of a startup but the ethics of a cartel.
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DevSecOps workflow: Continuous Integration, Continuous Testing, Continuous Inspection, and Continuous Deployment.
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If it breaks, it should open its own ticket. 🛠️📉 My zero-touch CI/CD pipeline slashes MTTR: ✅ Success: @SlackHQ log drops 🚨 Failure: @jenkinsci injects a P1 @ServiceNow INC + pages @Opsgenie (@Atlassian ) + emails the team. #DevOps @Docker @GithubProjects
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4 days without internet. 5 calls to @JioCare. 1 store visit to surrender the connection. 0 engineer visits. Customer support refused to honor my escalation request. Working in IT requires reliable connectivity, @reliancejio, fix this immediately or process my cancellation!
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Paritrāṇāya sādhūnāṃ vināśāya ca duṣkṛtām, Dharmasaṃsthāpanārthāya sambhavāmi yuge yuge.
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Yadā yadā hi dharmasya glānir bhavati Bhārata, Abhyutthānam adharmasya tadātmānaṃ sṛjāmyaham.
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Shiva without Shakti is literally Shava (a motionless corpse)
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He who abandons all desires and acts free from longing, without any sense of mineness or egoism, attains peace.
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a nation must use its own blood and steel to restore its honor.
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the foundational rule of his statecraft is that the enemy must be given enough rope to hang themselves.
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wars are not won by soldiers alone; they are won by logistics and capital.
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Engineered a high-availability CI/CD ecosystem! Integrated @JenkinsCI with @Opsgenie for instant response. FAIL: Auto-alerts to Mobile & Email PASS: @Slack notification Dockerized on Ubuntu. MTTR reduced to seconds! @Atlassian @Docker @awscloud #DevOps #SRE #Jenkins #Automation
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Hathi, ghode, to, talwarein, fauj toh teri saari hai, Par zanjeeron mein jakhda Raja, mera abhi sab pe bhaari hai.
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