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Observe calmly.
Secure your position.
Cope with affairs calmly.
Hide your capacities, bide your time.
Be good at maintaining a low profile.
Never claim leadership. ♟️
#Strategy #Mindset #Leadership
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My three golden rules from Mein Kampf:
1. Attack, attack, attack.
2. Admit nothing. Deny everything.
3. Claim victory, even when you've lost.
History has some uncomfortable lessons. 💀
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DISGRACEFUL! @Swiggy @SwiggyCares
I SPECIFICALLY ordered VEG during NAVARATRI, yet you delivered NON-VEG! This is unacceptable and disrespectful to religious sentiments. Bill & food photos attached as PROOF. I demand an IMMEDIATE REFUND and explanation. DO BETTER! 🇮🇳
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You can take the money and live to spend it, or you can take the bullet and let the ground keep it; the choice is yours, but remember—dead men don’t count their blessings.
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DevSecOps workflow: Continuous Integration, Continuous Testing, Continuous Inspection, and Continuous Deployment.
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If it breaks, it should open its own ticket. 🛠️📉
My zero-touch CI/CD pipeline slashes MTTR: ✅ Success: @SlackHQ log drops 🚨 Failure: @jenkinsci injects a P1 @ServiceNow INC + pages @Opsgenie (@Atlassian ) + emails the team.
#DevOps @Docker @GithubProjects
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4 days without internet. 5 calls to @JioCare. 1 store visit to surrender the connection. 0 engineer visits. Customer support refused to honor my escalation request. Working in IT requires reliable connectivity, @reliancejio, fix this immediately or process my cancellation!
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He who abandons all desires and acts free from longing, without any sense of mineness or egoism, attains peace.
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the foundational rule of his statecraft is that the enemy must be given enough rope to hang themselves.
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Engineered a high-availability CI/CD ecosystem!
Integrated @JenkinsCI with @Opsgenie for instant response. FAIL: Auto-alerts to Mobile & Email PASS: @Slack notification Dockerized on Ubuntu. MTTR reduced to seconds! @Atlassian @Docker @awscloud #DevOps #SRE #Jenkins #Automation
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