snapchat memories really will be like “on this day 4 years ago you were a hoe”

i didn’t even know 12 different flavors of gatorade existed (none of these are the same flavor)

the giant wolf spider living in my kitchen window has now taken over so much real estate my cat has taken notice of him and he just sits in the window and meows longingly for the spider to give a fuck or feel an ounce of his threatening energy

shout out to this tour for being chill af to work with

gonna be a clown for halloween so we can match

delivering a cold rack of coors light to the green room while the headliner cheers for me

i love when i pick up runner gigs at the club bc it’s just me hanging with my pals for 12 hours bc it’s so easy

saving money on halloween decorations this year and backlighting the giant wolf spider webs on the porch instead for real spooky authenticity

idk how someone’s taste in music could be the hottest thing about them but it’s true

me n my cat, unbothered, cuddling and watching king of the hill into the wee morning hours is by far my favorite activity

one min you’re working the smashing pumpkins and twelve hours later you’re working olivia rodrigo…my fall arena work schedule is absolutely stacked w/ bangers

little miss set the stage door fire alarm off right before doors 😇

7.6 miles and 47 min away from my destination…driving in dc is so cool!!!!

every rapist deserves a bullet between their eyes

i can’t believe they had us ever believing that skinny jeans were it you couldn’t pay me to wear denim that suction cups to my body ever again