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My advice to young men who feel betrayed and disenfranchised by society is…go to Thailand and learn kickboxing and fuck prostitutes or do a startup
All of the tracks are fucked, but there’s plenty of frontier. Become a travel blogger in Europe, it’s cheap. Go to Thailand and learn kickboxing and fuck prostitutes. Do a startup. Carry a briefcase for corrupt Chinese businessmen. Raise money for a small hedge fund. Get into rental properties.
If you go to college and become a wagie you’ll be sad. Water is wet.
These people are lacking courage more than opportunity. Which is why the vandalism bit is also a larp.
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The second amendment is why we're not getting blasted with water cannons and jailed for facebook posts about how we don't want MENA rape gangs overrunning our neighborhoods, meanwhile you people got put in camps over the flu, just pack it in.
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There is currently a war between Chinese and Brazilian communists on X because the Brazilians want communism to be gay and retarded with everything allowed, while the Chinese want to kill the drug traffickers, the drug users, and the drug users' families.
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Kept alive meaning accusing Masahiro Ito of being a pedophile
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What I find so funny about this tweet is that his source was a Donbas fighter who really did give him privileged information that Russia had an invasion of Ukraine in the works, but his terminally online brain interpreted it as "they're making USSR 2"
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Lots of having to bang the party boss so your husband or son doesn't get sent to a work camp or get shot, though.
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Freddy vs. Jason underperformed because with 9/11 only two years behind us and the Iraq war in full swing there was no appetite for more conflict. Audiences wanted to see Freddy and Jason working together to overcome their problems
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"It's not chocolate, nor is it poop - It's shit!"
Episode 36: Halloween
Submitted from our Discord!
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Just jerked forward out of a half sleep on the couch remembering a friday years ago when at the end of work one of my coworkers said "Well boys, its Miller time" and I laughed like it was hysterical even though it was barely even a joke and they just looked at me
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Starbucks on 93 and B'way. Uptight Queen barrista named JAY has an attitude problem.
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LMAO the 6th street bridge in Animals is dark cuz Karen Bass is such a shitty mayor, she let copper thieves steal all the wire and she never replaced it. Her shit legacy is now immortalized on film for eternity.
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>I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them
No they are passed back and forth between chad and tyrone
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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It's remarkable that retarded psychos seem to have such incredibly specific recidivism
Incompetent to stand trial, but oddly competent at their violent hobbies
Toddler girl fighting for life after being stabbed in face by stranger at bus stop who cops say was previously ruled unfit to stand trial after stabbing two other children trib.al/jUtE0wg
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Posts supporting lolicon, fanservice etc regularly break 100k+ likes on jptwt, but one random Japanese woman who probably doesn’t even watch anime that much outside of maybe a few popular shows represents the entire country.
People who are super into anime will constantly say, "THIS IS JAPANESE CULTURE! STOP TRYING TO CENSOR JAPANESE CULUTRE!"
You can tell that none of those people speak Japanese because they are unaware of how much regular Japanese people say they are disgusted with certain parts of anime or certain cultural norms.