UGA/USMNT/JAGS/BRAVES/RANGERS in that order

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined February 2021
Prolly combine what’s up and how’s it going and say β€œhow’s it up” then spill Tito’s soda on myself and go Play darts
You're in Costa Rica at the beach bar and these 2 Swedish birds sit down across from you. How do you open?
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GuysπŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ wait a minute⏸️☝🏼how is Pat McAfee 😍🀣 going to drink🍻🍻 a double shot of whiskeyπŸ₯ƒπŸ₯ƒπŸ₯ƒ at BYUπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ because of their religion✝️✝️✝️ at least Peter🐢🐢will still be thereπŸ₯°πŸ€— and PatπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ will take his shirt offπŸ‘•βŒπŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ₯ƒπŸˆ
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She sent me $25 for lunch. I put that shit on Jaxon Smith-Njigba to score a touchdown. I’ll eat at my gma house
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How do human beings play quarterback
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Fuck you Kalen DeBoar
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GESICKI GRIDDY
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Coach Gruden’s Offseason
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Georgia head coach Mark Richt announced that senior QB Joe Tereshinski III will start the season opener for the Bulldogs. RS Freshman Joe Cox will be the backup with Blake Barnes and Matthew Stafford as co-#3 on the depth chart.
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This is me every night staring at buttholes getting a buzz on. (I’m binging all of east bound and down for the first time. It’s perfect)
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Full on map porn, looked at this bad boy from 1733 for a good 10 minutes – at Philadelphia, PA
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New brainstorming idea. Turn this zoo into half zoo half par three course. Instead of making the turn you go play with the wild animals. We serve wine and edibles exclusively. Imagine getting an ace then petting a giraffe. Scenes. #sharktank
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Me throwing up behind the bar in a dark alley:
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Damn I screenshot this 53 seconds after posting. Ball knower
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This is how you begin to win us back. Acknowledge the failure. Apologize for a lackluster performance. This is good PR from Balogun. Not highlighting how you get to go rest now…
Folarin Balogun shared this message after his World Cup debut with the USMNT ended in the Round of 16 β€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Heading down to your shift at the setlist mines
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