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Joined April 2009
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
you’re NOT alone if you feel like you’re in limbo right now… like there’s so much uncertainty that your survival instincts are kicking in… like you would kill for some sense of CONTROL. we’re in HEAVY retrograde energy until mid-november. you aren’t supposed to have all the answers right now. don’t rush to make major moves or decisions just because you’re uncomfortable. you have to sit with this for a little longer. contemplate a little deeper. heal the underlying wounds that are making your life harder than it needs to be. don’t let fear make decisions for you. try to be patient during this transformative time.
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Yall complain that the kids are soft nowadays but want others to be so commandeering to you when your opinions differ
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
i don’t call twitter by its slave name
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
I’m much more vulgar in real life tbh.
do y’all talk irl with the same level of vulgarity y’all tweet with?? #justcurious
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
Lolly gagging = Fucking around
Dilly Dally = Fun Rippin and Runnin = Business
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
that rush of buying new clothes and then getting a bite to eat and a drink afterwards
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
Angel Reese
Just landed in ATL who I gotta check in with
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
“Method Man downstairs covered in whipped cream” Me
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
And this is why I miss the olden days of cable, because TBS might have this on and I could pick up right before the makeover scene and really lock in as if I’ve been watching from the beginning. And then the Mummy comes on right after.
this lives in my head rent free
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
Joie Chavis? A nigga never play bout her lmaooo my girl keeps her one.
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
libra placements can be sooo good at giving “omg yes absolutely” energy when internally they’re like “i literally do not care” 😭 they read the room, adjust accordingly and somehow manage to seem warm even when they’re completely indifferent. then people get to know them longer and realise half the personality was just customer service.....................
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
like is it big or not
I love dick pics but not in a sexual way I’m just kinda nosey
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
I'm ngl that's a tuff bitch like that's CRAZY to throw down an M in cash and then talk shit about it LOL
Ms. Rachel announces she’s matching Macklemore’s $1 million donation in support of Palestine: “I will match Macklemore's donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza. Over 20,000 precious Palestinian children have been killed and children continue to be killed every day. We have a moral obligation to use our privilege and platforms to protect children and human rights.”
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
me running from the magician after he said "pick any card" and I picked his credit card
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
how it feels to pull the boxers down and watch it spring out like hydraulics
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Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
Well bitch…
sucking dick is slavery
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
So, you can’t wait 3 dates to fuck a girl but you can go to jail for 6 years and not play in no ass ? Yeah alright.
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The Desert Eagle⌛️ retweeted
dinner at 5:30pm and in bed by 9pm. maybe old people were onto something
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