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The festival is being held at selected Newcastle venues throughout July, with the popular Newcastle Comedy Festival Gala locked in at the Civic Theatre on July 12. bit.ly/3BgSbSr
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How the Newcastle Comedy Festival tickles our funny bone ift.tt/mIER5el
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RIP Tina Turner. Gone too soon. You meant so much to ALL of us, but especially me. You're better than all the rest. Can't believe you're gone. Tickets are flying out the door for my Newcastle show. June 3. Details at lukeheggie.com Get in!
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From banning Mars Bars to spiking their orange juice with creatine, Arsene Wenger ran a tight ship at Arsenal.
But there was one player in his famous Invicibles squad who couldn't be tamed.
Meet the Gucci-flogging, ticket touting enfant terrible: backup keeper Graham Stack....
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RIP Bob Fulton. Gone too soon. Rest well brave prince. So sad. I used to watch a fair bit of Rugby League before life got so busy doing heaps of comedy shows during game times.. Like next Saturday 29th for Newcastle Comedy Festival! tickets here: newycomedyfest.com
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They done fucked up the horses we done lost the damn fortress and now y’all come riding in DAMNIT! We practiced this!! #longassmovie
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have you ever tried to copy and paste text from a PDF it’s like scraping plastic off a frying pan
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Not sure what's funnier, that in 2007 the Australian Government ran a nationwide road safety campaign about how if you speed then you have a little dick, or that it was a huge success and reduced road fatalities
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I’m not interested in ur Spotify wrapped unless ur my crush, in which case OMG I love that band too!! guess that means we should make out or something haha
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Ready and set to (safely, under strict COVID-approved social distancing standards, half) fill the amazing Civic Theatre for session two of the Newcastle Comedy Festival Gala #comedy
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Awesome show @samtaunton - so good to see live comedy again! Thanks for visiting us! #NewcastleComedyFestival
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If I was a Trump supporter I’d just go to where they’re counting the votes and yell out random numbers so they forget where they’re up to
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The year is 1692, I am a witch about to be burned and I have filled my petticoats with the dankest of weed. Villagers light me up like the fat human blunt I am. The whole town get real high & are like “actually witches are dope as fuck” & we all go to KFC drive thru on horseback


























