(He/They) I have approximate knowledge of many things. Mastodon: @mikesphar@c.im
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How to approach a woman wearing headphones:
1. Watch her reflection in your shield
2. Your cloak can protect you from her blood
3. Smile
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As I said and so far (until other stats become available):
- The BIGGEST voting bloc for Kamala Harris are Black women.
- The SECOND BIGGEST voting bloc for Kamala Harris are Black men.
Find someone else to blame.
Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a Biden when the wolfsbane blooms and the Autumn moon is bright.
There are many things I loved as a boy that I still love, some I can't stand now, some I'm just ambivalent about. There's also things I disliked then that I love now Evolving taste is normal and healthy and a good sign that you're exposing yourself to more art.
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I've never really thought about it but Las Vegas must be the building implosion capital of the world, no?
Wheelchair users can be evil people because wheelchair users are people. What a ridiculous statement. Imagine how many disabled actors are out there that would love a juicy villain role.
“There was a history of racism with the original Toymaker.”
“There's a problem with Davros in that he's an evil wheelchair user. I had problems with that.”
“Sutekh is guilty of cultural appropriation.”
So why bring them back in rapid succession? Write something new!
#DoctorWho
Oh NOW I understand why he thinks we need an enormous wall along the entire border of the country.
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Counterpoint: No we fucking don't. Please go unload on an extrovert. I'm here to pet the dog and talk about Godzilla Minus One when the dog isn't available. If you even hint about your spiritual journey at me I will pull the fire alarm.
One of the best purchases I have made. I can easily see what time it is when I wake up middle of the night without needing to reach over and touch something amazon.com/gp/product/B07RN6…
Red to not hurt the eyes in the dark, large so I don't have to put my glasses on to read it.
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Least surprising revelation in the world to anyone who has known a good sampling of tenured professors
I know facts don't matter but hey fun facts!
2024 murder rates per 100K people:
Cleveland (Vance's home state): 33.7
Chicago: 24
Tempted to pick up some old Music Box seats. I think they'd be perfect for guest seating to discourage guests from overstaying their welcome.
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Why did nobody tell me there is Regina-style pizza?
cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatche…
Goddam my first car was a 71 beige Camaro I don't know how to feel about this. Mine only came with a radio though. I didn't get an 8-track like this fat cat. (Also I got said car in 87-88.)
