I laugh so much, I may someday get a six pack.
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I don’t think people have fully digested this shocking fact:
Coronavirus was discovered in the U.S. on the SAME DAY it was discovered in South Korea.
They mobilized their entire society and it is now contained.
Trump called it a hoax and it’s now out of control.
The first coronavirus case in the U.S. and South Korea was detected on the same day. By late January, Seoul had medical companies starting to work on a diagnostic test — one was approved a week later. Today, the U.S. isn’t even close to meeting test demand reut.rs/3daq8mF
The "motivational speaker" who had a glimpse of success in the early 90s and has been "motivating" ever since? What point does that become a circus scam if most of your success is from being a speaker? 🤷♂️ #RandomThoughts
Still does not feel real. We were all part of the Kobe Bryant era so a piece of the culture is missing. My heart goes out to his family. RIP Kobe. 🙏
Gonna do more shoulder workouts at the gym cause I had no idea they could be used as weapons thanks to @TheNotoriousMMA #UFC246
.@TheTwilightZone I love the whole feel of this show!!! @JordanPeele popping up like Rod Serling is awesomely done that it's going to turn into a game of "guess where Jordan pops up next."
Words cant explain the excitement I have as a Twilight Zone fanatic since birth.
Witness the reimagining of the most iconic series of all time, hosted by Academy Award® winner @JordanPeele.
#TheTwilightZone premieres April 1, only on @CBSAllAccess: bit.ly/2xqzIyr
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New ‘Avengers’ Fan Theory Suggests Key To Beating Thanos Could Be Nothing Because He Not Real And None Of This Exists trib.al/faBCZo7
Jay retweeted
waiter: i'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined
me: run it again
waiter: i ran it three times
me: *to my date* omg this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?
her: no problem! *grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close* he said run it again
That #FyreFestival documentary on @Netflix was crazy. The Bahamian workers worked their asses off and weren't paid the $250K. Kendall Jenner was paid $250K to promote the #FyreFestival on 1 Instagram post.
Maniac on @netflix....if I watch this show backwards, totally figured it all out. Always wondered how that couple from Superbad turned out after high school. @JonahHill