I come on here to laugh.

MICHIGANIA 🇺🇸🦅✨
Joined March 2009
I ate a @sheetz hot dog and lived.
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best day ever @VictoriasSecret
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Introducing The Fantasy Bra unlike anything the world has ever seen. Inspired by the impossible: Jacob & Co. and @victoriassecret bring back the Fantasy Bra. For four decades, Jacob & Co. has created pieces that shouldn’t be possible. So when Victoria’s Secret asked us to reimagine one of its most iconic creations, it started with a single question: what if there was no fabric at all? What began as a pencil sketch became a masterpiece of jewelry engineering. Crafted from 3,218 individually designed components, the creation moves with the body like lingerie, combining the brilliance of high jewelry with the fluidity of fashion. More than 1,000 hours to create. 15 artisans. 4,410 natural diamonds. At its heart lies an extraordinary 75.54-carat natural Fancy Vivid Yellow diamond, surrounded by 4,409 diamonds totaling 1,373 carats, featuring an array of exceptional cuts, including Jacob & Co.’s signature Angel-Cut. Two icons, one shared belief: true spectacle should spark joy, inspire confidence and stir emotion. Valued at $50 million, it is the most valuable Fantasy Bra ever made.  Created for the 2026 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
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Kylie Jenner wore the Victoria's Secret's Secret Fantasy Bra that's worth $50 million for their annual runway ▪️ 4,410 diamonds ▪️ Took 15 people over 1,000 hours to make
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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Would this make you feel better?
Note to boycott McCormick for its weird racist beliefs
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C-shaped highways watch out
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後ろ足で立ち上がる、風太の孫のみい。 #レッサーパンダ は、かかとを含む足裏を地面につけて歩く「蹠行性(しょこうせい)」の動物です。この足のつくりは、後ろ足で立った際にも体を支えやすい特徴があります。実は二足で立つこと自体はそれほど珍しい行動ではありません。(飼Ⅰ)#千葉市動物公園
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Damn it. I am falling for an ad!
Shop now: zavrina.com/products/womens-… Dinner plans and an outfit that needs a finishing touch? Pair these round-toe Mary Janes with your look for crisscross straps, cutout detail, and a chunky platform heel.
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Here we fkn goooo. Eat my shit Microsoft.
A US lawmaker has announced a new bill that would give gamers ownership of the games they buy The Power To The Players Act would require publishers to make games playable offline before shutting down their servers
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Leave now. Immediately. Post haste. Yestermorrow.
AOC tries Culver's for the first time in Michigan: "My life has changed."
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Uhhhh…..comedy hour at Barney Fife’s #pimacounty #nanos #maricopa
Well, now we know why they never found Nancy Guthrie…
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What a floozy
Abdul El-Sayed took a break from pitching voters on equality and human rights ... and got to work pitching TMZ DC on Gatorade Zero. 😂 🎥: @hicharliecotton / @jacob_wass
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Replying to @elonmusk
Elon, are you saying I can't advertise my boner pills anymore 🤣
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Great ad for @Carhartt
A beloved pet dog was miraculously found by rescuers in a helicopter after being missing for over two days following an avalanche in Alaska that injured two hikers.
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At this rate, I am going to get a lifetime ban to the UK for being ridiculous commenting on Soccer posts. 🤣😭
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It was looking for Bernstein bears
A bear wandered into the Mammoth Lakes library in California before it opened Wednesday, then left on its own before staff arrived.
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And retarded
Born in 1961, I’m a baby-baby boomer, or elder millennial….I am both mean AND funny!
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My mom accidentally joined a neighborhood group chat meant for divorced dads. Nobody knows how she got added. Instead of leaving, she started giving them advice. Within two weeks, she was reminding them about school picture day, suggesting lunch recipes, and telling them to drink more water. One guy posted that his ex-wife was getting remarried, and my mom replied, "Good. Now focus on your lawn. It's embarrassing." Apparently, they LOVE her. Yesterday they invited her to their monthly barbecue. My dad asked why she was going. She said, "Those men need supervision.”
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sending a few of you some halloween makeup!!! comment/repost this to enter 🔮 p.s. must be 18+ and based in the US!
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Ravens sometimes just walk up and yank a sleeping wolf’s tail to get the pack moving once they’ve spotted a carcass. They can’t open up a frozen or tough kill on their own, so they need the wolves to do the heavy work, then both of them feed. The wolves mostly put up with the pestering.
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