Alright, while I'm working on getting over my fear of seaweed taste/smell, I've instead opted to do a cake shake bloat. Here we are at the start. Now we wait...
I normally don't like to start or feed drama, but I don't stand for this shit.
@BeachBallBelly is a racist and reacts like a childish gamer who thinks slurs = cool.
If you're by chance following this account, maybe a good time to unfollow. Idek why I followed ages ago.
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deleted my dating apps so i can find love the old fashioned way (it’s not meant for me in this lifetime)
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Be careful what you choose to say around a bored inter-dimensional reality warper.
August's runner-up was Lois Lane!
New video is up! Watch me inflate in my desk chair until I'm tight and round enough to squeak
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Sped up version for attention span
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