@midtowncap

shitposts and fitposts

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Joined July 2023
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Hey Philly, did I do it right this time?
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The beautiful game
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Came home to 4 Prismatic Evolution Figure Collections, new suit, slacks & Barbour vest. Great mail day
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$TSLA stock tomorrow
Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerrittOct 15
This is wild
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Horse spotted on the WSH lmao
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Pains me to watch a younger coworker fall head over heels for another coworker who has a bf & only has interest in being friends🥺
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SV has created a new contraceptive thats 100% effective bc you won’t be having sex if you own one of these
Sam Austen
@booktycoonOct 12
Bruh I am so done with SF
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mtc retweeted
ً@vrilseekingOct 11
she cried on my shoulder and it beaded off my arcteryx #stonecold #feltnothing #incel
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Grew up skiing // learning as an adult gap couple
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What if trading Marvin Harrison Jr. makes him evolve like Kadabra?
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Darius Cooper is a TD machine
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Been cosplaying as a tourist in Rockefeller Center wifey & her sister today. We’ve been here 4+ hours between J Crew, Banana Republic & Aritizia. I have spent nearly $2000 already. Kinda want to hit the Lego store on the way out lmao
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My dad & sister are in London for the Eagles game & going to Ambassador’s Clubhouse tn
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Butters must be delighted
Nintendo of America
@NintendoAmericaOct 8
#NintendoSwitchOnline members! From Oct 9 at 10am PT to Oct 15 at 11:59pm PT, you can download and try the full Hello Kitty Island Adventure game at no additional cost. Learn more: ninten.do/6014aoJsk
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Never deleting this app
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What part of the cycle is it when a former crypto bro is now doing paid ads for IBKR??
Anthony Pompliano 🌪
@APomplianoSep 30
If you tap it, you can trade it. When you see a ticker like $NVDA or $BTC – tap it, select Interactive Brokers, and you can make a trade directly on the platform. Open a qualifying account to get $100.* Paid post with @IBKR Ad

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One thing they don’t tell you when you get above the age of 30 is that your PTO is not actually your PTO. It’s reserved for your partner, family & friends. It may be credited to you but its not actually yours to use
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Just saw Matt Barnes on the WSH lmaoo
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The second plane just hit…
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 7
Trade: Eagles are sending two-time Pro Bowl center Cam Jurgens and a 2027 7th-round pick to the Ravens in exchange for a 2027 5th-round pick and a 2028 2nd-round pick, sources tell ESPN.
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Jeff Ubben’s reputation went to 0 after he shilled $nkla. Same bucket as Scamath to me
PassiveBubble
@MultiMismanagedOct 6
Young up and coming stock market hot-shots. If you ever find yourself becoming very bearish, remember these two pictures. Both of these guys are billionaires and were born 3 years apart and are now in the latter half of their 60's. One of them made spent decades going 100% long largely cyclical businesses, and the other decades betting against it. Think hard about which one you want to be.
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