@middlemouse

RAF Veteran. Engineer. Comedy fan. I notice things

 United Kingdom
Joined April 2012
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Are you even a real home office worker if your aren't monitoring, Weather, Marine Traffic, Air Traffic and World Events on a big monitor above your main work ones ?
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I still think about Knebworth. That field, that noise, 125000 people singing every word back like it was their own anthem. It felt bigger than the band, bigger than the moment. Great bands don’t stay locked in one year or one generation. Their music transcends, we all need to hear someone say it out loud: you’re going to live forever, even if it’s only for three minutes.
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This land was promised to me 45000 years ago
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Bernoulli's Ghost retweeted
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaughOct 7
🚨 BREAKING: In an incredible moment, Sec. Marco Rubio just WALKED OUT in front of the Acropolis in Athens, Greece to demand a resurgence of Western Civilization values and against mass 3rd world migration And he's doing it at the BIRTHPLACE of the West. Inject this into my veins. 🔥🔥 "The imagination of the western world. GENERATIONS of our statesmen...have looked to [Acropolis] with wonder, with awe." "2.5 centuries after the founding of the American Republic...I stand here today as a Secretary of State of that republic...I stand here to testify to a debt that no lapse of time, no distance of space can ever extinguish." "The history of America, of my country, is covered with the fingerprints of antiquity. Greece is literally carved into the architecture of our government." This speech is pure gold.
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Bloody Hell ! Joey Waronker can DRUM !
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Oh I travel boy....
george
@StokeyyG2Oct 6
28 years ago, Karl Bushby left the UK in an attempt to become the first person to circumnavigate the world on foot. Yesterday, he arrived in Dover for the final leg of his journey to his mother’s home in Hull.
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New 14 Words just dropped from an unlikely source.
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The Indian physique cannot comprehend the mass or density of the American toddler.
Leonarda Jonie
@LeonardaisfunnyOct 4
Looks like Ramascammy has been not been hitting those 10 pound dumbbells hard enough.
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Bernoulli's Ghost retweeted
I. Noah Guy@DecentguyusedtoSep 30
BREAKING: flydubai cockpit recording of the 2 rescue pilots - P1: Altitude stabilized,heading to Tel Aviv P2: No,we need to land in Saudi Arabia P1: Saudi Arabia?! What is it?! P2: A vast desert nation covering most of the Arabian Peninsula but that's not important right now
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Replying to @Warburtons
@Warburtons have just taken this out of the packet. Looks like someone got hungry on the factory floor!
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I wouldn't tell people if I won the lottery but there would be signs
MotoTingle 🔧@mototingleSep 29
I’d love to give it a go
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Bernoulli's Ghost retweeted
Burt Macklin
@BurtMaclin_FBISep 28
I’ve watched this several times and it’s incredible.
𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀
@Old_But_Gold50sSep 27
Some melodies aren’t just meant to be heard, they can be experienced visually, too. Pachelbel’s “Canon in D” offers a captivating blend of music and visual beauty.
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I'm not buying "Resting Bitch Face" Cheese. I'm just not.
Dexerto
@DexertoSep 26
The Laughing Cow has replaced its mascot’s smile with a straight face on some packaging The new packs read “We need to talk,” but the company says she’ll explain “when she’s ready”
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They have chopped down the infamous Cock of the North AKA Boaby woods. I haven't been so affronted since the Sycamore Gap tree was felled. The M74 drive will never be the same.
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This is the problem with these types - very susceptible to batsh1t conspiracies because they haven't got a clue.
Andrew Bridgen
@ABridgenSep 27
Take a look at these photographs of the damage to passenger airliners during flight due to bird strikes. Think about it ?
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Well that's the most expensive Concert Tickets I've ever purchased
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In the Queue for Celtic Park Oasis Tickets. Last saw them in 1996 @KnebworthHouse #Oasis #CelticPark
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Bernoulli's Ghost retweeted
RAW EGG NATIONALIST
@Babygravy9Sep 23
The Antifa Tank Division is massing…
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Market tip: Invest in rope and lamppost manufacturers.
Jacob Rees-Mogg
@Jacob_Rees_MoggSep 22
The English are a mongrel people, not an Aryan master race.
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