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middlechild

@middlechild

I'm sitting b!tch in life's jeepney

 Austin, TX
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Joined May 2008
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Congrats to @GarrettGraf75 for earning a scholarship & living your dream! Couldn't be more fired up for you! #ThisIsTexas #OLP 🤘🏼
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It's a GREAT morning in Austin! It's OFFICIAL. Welcome to the #TexasFamily Mo Bamba!! #HookEm – at Austin, TX
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Sean Spicer
@seanspicer29 Jan 2017
You nailed it. Period! xitter.cf/theonion/status/825546…
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@TheOnion29 Jan 2017
.@SeanSpicer's role in the Trump administration will be to provide the American public with robust and clearly articulated misinformation.

5 Things To Know About Sean Spicer

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Nothing official but big news out of Brenham of a new game changing flavor announcement just went down #GetSome #TexasFight
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When you come to TEXAS and become a GREAT player... you become a LEGEND and will be remembered FOREVER!! #Hookem
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c los@cclos2014 Dec 2016
FYI: don't use @AHS_Warranty or you WILL get robbed blind...you WILL get taken advantage of and treated horribly as a customer.
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VIDEO: Take a look inside the locker room following yesterday's win at Texas Tech! #HookEm #Believe
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NFL Network
@nflnetwork28 Aug 2016
What. A. Grab. 😱 @JaxonShipley just snatched this out of the air for a TD. #AZvsHOU snpy.tv/2bPHNSz
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John Bianco@UT_Bianco13 Aug 2016
At this moment, @UTAustin would rank 5th among ALL countries in GOLD medals won with 6: USA-20, China-13, Great Britain-7, Japan-7, TEXAS-6
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My favorite people are the ones who think eating healthy means they don't need to wear deodorant
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The more A&M fans scream 5-7, the more I agree. Texas might just land a Top 5-7 class in 2016.
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Get money !!!!!! @BlessedJones33
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He didn't drink his milk
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Were you first, middle, last, or the only child? Is this accurate for you? #middlechild
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Week 11 NFL Facebook QB Conversation (Because it's better than MNF tonight) - bit.ly/SR9rMG
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Replying to @KevinHart4real
@KevinHart4real yo me and @middlechild is here waiting for you!! You're 16minutes late!!! These henny's and cokes are expensive yo!
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xpascua@xpascua25 May 2012
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@middlechild more like San Juinning! #amirite #no? #ok #nm
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An extremely loud shouting of WHO FARTED is in order and we're not even on the plane yet #gatefarts #animals
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Just reading the paper. A lot of stirring articles today: "the" "an" "a." Fascinating.
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ch⭕️nchy@chonchy227 Apr 2012
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@middlechild yay
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