We have spies in Nintendo

Steve is bisexual now

bill has been busy…

20 bobux🤑

bill gates is hungry😳

apple will face our raft

we are making an app that prints money

15 terabytes of gay furry porn has been found on bill gate’s computer

we are making an ai that automatically spends your money

an employee datted up bill gates. anyways we have a new job opening

elon musk has gone defective again

we will capture everyone named "bill" and pit them all against each other in an arena for gates' amusement

we are officially purchasing louisiana

can somebody please buy bethesda we don't like them any more

we have banned apples, if we catch you eating an apple you will be prosecuted

someone put a lizard bill’s coffee cup

we heard apple is teaming up with mcdonalds to make a big mac into a computor

if you purchase apple stock bill gates will personally mail a bomb to your house